This 12kg, 36,000-Calorie Gummy Python Will Probably Still Kill You

This 12kg, 36,000-Calorie Gummy Python Will Probably Still Kill You


Ironically, dying at the hands of a real python would probably be less agonising than the prolonged torture of consuming this 2.5m long, 12kg, 36,720 calorie gummy snake.

You can grab one in Blue Raspberry/Green Apple or Red Cherry/Blue Raspberry for $US150; just make sure your last will and testament is complete before ordering.


[Vat19 via The Green Head]


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