Ironically, dying at the hands of a real python would probably be less agonising than the prolonged torture of consuming this 2.5m long, 12kg, 36,720 calorie gummy snake.
You can grab one in Blue Raspberry/Green Apple or Red Cherry/Blue Raspberry for $US150; just make sure your last will and testament is complete before ordering.
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Does this thing prey on giant gummy bears?
No, but it prays with them. Their savior was eaten and emerged from the cave 3 days later.
You good sir, win an internets for that! -tips hat-
Another quality tech related story...
Have you got already realized that this site covers more then just technology? I found this interesting, and I'm sure others did too.
Perhaps more suited to one of their sister sites - not their tech / gadget related site.
"Gizmodo Australia covers local technology news with a team of award-winning local journalists..."
Personally I don't care it's not tech related. I love Killer Pythons and this made my day.
If giz buys me one Ill eat it
You're not furious pete mate haha.
$178.81 to ship to australia from vat19.com :/
I've already got a massive python