The Japanese Jobs fanboys at Legend Toys absolutely nailed the face of the late Apple tycoon on its newest action figure. It’s a phenomenal job. But quick question — why are his hands the size of skateboards?
Really! The stubble, the glasses, the nose — it’s like the toymakers scanned his face before he was sent to the Foxconn cryochamber. Bravo. Even the apple in his hand looks real. But those fingers are something out of a horror move. They’re tentacles. This is Tentacle Nightmare Steve Jobs.
If you’d like to pre-order a Cyborg Prototype Steve Jobs Monster, you can do so here for $US200. But be careful: “final product appearance and colours may vary,” says the site, so brace yourselves for Blue Steve. [Legend Toys]