The 9-in-1 Emergency Light stores a knife, scissors, Phillips-head screwdriver, bottle opener, carabiner and a hammer into the base of a torch/lantern that also has a blinking red flasher mode. Whoa, mouthful.
Some multitools have much larger arsenals, sure. But this one's particular mix looks questionable — how impossibly difficult would it be to use a knife with a gigantic handle like that? There can't be a single way that allows you to make accurate and precise cuts.
Regardless, opening a buddy's beer with your apocalyptic multitool could at least make for good party conversation. In fact, how about just a nice torch on one end paired with a beautifully designed bottle opener? Aha!