The Onion’s First TED Talk Parody Is Freaking Hilarious, But Sadly, It Could Be Real

Wouldn’t it be great if we could run cars off compost? That’s not the topic of a TED Talk, but, sadly, that small nugget of an idea is all you would need to to be granted the freedom to pontificate before an audience of naive dreamers at a hokey conference. This is actually The Onion’s first TED Talk parody. And it’s incredible. The best line? “I’ll be your visionary, and you do the things I come up with.”