For all the Star Wars-branded crap that’s been approved by Lucasfilm over the years, there’s the occasional stroke of genius, like this bottle opener that reminds us why we love the films — and drinking.
The ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs can now call your refrigerator home, because this wonderful Millennium Falcon bottle opener features a magnet on the back letting it dock to any magnetic surface. There’s no room for smuggling contraband, but this version of Solo’s ship serves a far greater purpose for just $US20.





















A curious way to express time, or did I miss the point. The parsec is a unit of distance; 12 parsecs being approximately 39.12 light years. However, it would be nice to open a cold Corona with this device.
Please... this gets brought up EVERY time.
WE KNOW... !
You're not clever or original. The author is particularly aware of the context of the statement.
You missed the point.
Lucasfilm, confusing time and distance since 1977.
+1
was at a friends place on the weekend who had an enterprise bottle opener and i was marvelling at its awesomeness....this for me anyway, is on another level... shut up and take my money!
Last edited October 11, 2012 6:51 pm
Hmmmm..fridge magnet eh? I can see my fridge getting airbrushed with an image of a star destroyer bridge soon.....
$20? I could almost buy my own drink with that!
PARSECS ARE NOT A MEASUREMENT OF TIME!!!11one!
*GASP* Must... Have... BTW, just to bring it up like everyone else here... Parsec is a distance yo... haha...