Win! One Of 5 Double Passes To Aussie Sharksploitation Movie: Bait 3D

What do you get when you cross director Kimble Rendall (second-unit director on the Matrix sequels and I, Robot) with the genre that gave us Snakes On A Plane and Piranha 3D? A Queensland supermarket flooded by a tsunami and infested by a bloody big shark, that's what. The flick hits cinemas this Thursday and looks crazy over-the-top. To that end, it's also in 3D. This one will be great to catch with a bunch of friends, and as supporters of the local film industry, Giz has five double passes to give away. And the winners are...

To enter: simply watch the trailer above and tell us in the comments what you'd do in that situation. And don't say kill the shark with an exploding air tank. We've all seen Jaws.

Bait 3D has quite the cast: including Julian McMahon (Nip/Tuck, Fantastic Four), Alex Russell (Chronicle), Lincoln Lewis (Underbelly, Tomorrow When The War Began), Alice Parkinson (Sanctum), and Martin Sacks (Underbelly). Do it P.J. Hasham! Find out more at Facebook/Bait3D.

Competition closed.

And the winners are...

A big sharktastic congratulations to...

Craig This film could be over in a few minutes... If they just navigate to the bread & spreads isle and grab some jars of vegemite and throw a few down it's big ugly throat. That should be enough to cause it to throw up it's own intestines....either that or put it into a huge, Maddening, Killing Frenzy.

KzD I'd pull out my Bioshock 'Big Daddy' cosplay outfit and get ready to make me some sashimi. Then I would swim down the road, steal a HM03 and teach SURF to my pikachu to surf to safety. I've had enough of these mutha****king sharks in my mutha****king Woolies.

sparhawk0 In that situation? That particular situation? Honestly? Die very quickly, probably. I'd be spending way too much time thinking about how I was trapped in a supermarket with Cariba Heine to spare much brain power for surviving shark attacks.

OllyT Best thing to do would be to move to higher ground, however in this case you are kinda screwed so you have to move onto Plan B. Plan B: Lure the Great White into an area/corner/vehicle that you can trap it by moving any objects you can find and blocking it. There are a lot of floating cars, utilise your surroundings!

DrPiemans 1. Grab that Shotgun. People listen to you when you hold a shotgun. 2. Convince the two idiots who tried to rob the supermarket, (remember when holding a shotgun, people listen) to play Marco polo in the middle of an isle. This ensures the shark will need to swim in a narrow strait line on its approach. 3. When that shark comes to investigate, we inject some pellets into its head while yelling “I GOT BALLS OF STEEL”. This then provides one less shark to deal with, and a safer passage to the roof top parking. Ultimately, easier access to a bottle shop.

You each just won one of five double pass tickets worth $44 per pair!

Note: they're valid for any 2D or 3D session; even if there are those annoying "no free ticket" restrictions. However, the tickets are not valid for fancy Gold Class or VMAX sessions and can’t be used on Tuesdays, Saturdays after 5pm or public holidays.

Video and image © 2011 Bait Holdings Pty Limited, Screen Australia, Screen Queensland Pty Limited, Media Development Authority of Singapore, Blackmagic Design Films Pte Ltd


Comments

    If I was in that situation I would somehow fashion a super-weapon out of big red hands. After I killed the shark I'd throw my new weapon into the water and say "It looks like that shark is down down and staying down"

    This film could be over in a few minutes... If they just navigate to the bread & spreads isle and grab some jars of vegemite and throw a few down it's big ugly throat. That should be enough to cause it to throw up it's own intestines....either that or put it into a huge, Maddening, Killing Frenzy.

    I'd pull out my Bioshock 'Big Daddy' cosplay outfit and get ready to make me some sashimi. Then I would swim down the road, steal a HM03 and teach SURF to my pikachu to surf to safety. I've had enough of these mutha****king sharks in my mutha****king Woolies.

    Whoops wrong email. This is the right one. lulz

    sit and wait, the water would surely get stagnant fast and with all that milk and food going off i couldn't imagine the great whites doing to well, then again they say they can eat metal and junk.

    Oh gods, not more crappy blinking black transitions in a film trailer... Fricken waste of time cliche!
    Might be a decent film but using a painfully overused convention like that is not the best way to promote it. It's on the same level as lens flares. Bad.

    Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it
    Snap it, work it, quick erase it
    Write it, cut it, paste it, save it
    Load it, check it, quick rewrite it

    Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it
    Drag and drop it, zip unzip it
    Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it
    Turn it, leave it, start format it

    Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it
    Cross it, crack it, twitch update it

    All on my iPhone 9 - extramazingaryllusionary!

    id shit myself and the surrounding waters. hopefully the shark would be too repulsed to eat me

    Clearly the issue was people going into the water. So maybe stay out of the water and wait it out. The water has to go down eventually, then all you have is a "12 foot great white shark" which is no longer swimming.Ps. What is with the random american accents?

    I'd kill the shark with an exploding air ta...

    Oh. Dammit.

    Well, if it's any consolation, Mythbusters busted that particular scene. A compressed air tank does not explode when shot with a rifle :P Who knew?

    (Not a serious entry, btw)

    Step 1 – find fishing rod and case of beer
    Step 2 – get blind drunk
    Step 3 – catch nothing all day
    Step 4 – go home drunk yet unfulfilled because I NEVER CATCH ANYTHING WHEN I GO FISHING

    With this misplaced shotgun found conveniently in the supermarket i would first cut my finger, draw blood to lure the shark (this is whilst i am on the top shelf out of the sharks reach) and when the shark came close i would secondly blow off the shotgun......... Shotgun to the dick (head) , immediate death! ....... I'll await the tickets via email. Thank you please.
    Oh and then i would have sex with the hot girl because she has found herself strangely aroused to the manliness of my hairy chest /back and the fact i just killed a 12 foot great white shark............................. 1 more thing, no water in the car although its.. under water?

    Easy! All you need to do in this situation is stand (...yes, underwater) in front of the end of the line of shopping trolleys, wait for Mr Shark to come zooming towards you looking for a tasty bite and then, at the crucial moment, suddenly whip your bullfighter's Muleta aside and BAM! Mr Sharky is trapped in a metallic cage of despair, his maneuverability stunted for ever more by the shopping trolley's tragically inadequate turning circle!

    What would I do? Well i'd go home, simply because this movie was filmed 5 minutes from where I live!

    In that situation? That particular situation? Honestly? Die very quickly, probably. I'd be spending way too much time thinking about how I was trapped in a supermarket with Cariba Heine to spare much brain power for surviving shark attacks.

    Unless I had my shark repellent bat-spray, of course: http://youtu.be/7-uz_tZptuU .

    Best thing to do would be to move to higher ground, however in this case you are kinda screwed so you have to move onto Plan B.
    Plan B: Lure the Great White into an area/corner/vehicle that you can trap it by moving any objects you can find and blocking it. There are a lot of floating cars, utilise your surroundings!

    It's just you and me, shark. Sometimes a man has to strip to his undies (ladies present), grab a knife from the utility aisle and jump right in. Does not get any better. For the personal touch, just tease the blighter with a can of John West. What's better than fighting a fish naked? Fighting an ANGRY fish. Here, kitty food... come to papa.

    I'd employ the lesson I learnt from Mr T, and punch the shark square in the nose sending him flying through the air. Pretty sure everything's supposed to be fine after that.

    The bluray is out already it must be a good movie.

    Id get my iphone4s (old edition) in its water proof tradesman case, throw it into the sharke mouth, like the scuba tank in jaws. Then with the 3g ipad in my backpac, I would run the find iphone app and play the tune.

    The noise inside the sharks gullet would hopefully disrupt the sonic vibrations the shark uses for distant tracking, and enable me to escape to higher ground.

    With a bit more luck, the iphone may over heat and burn a hole through the shark..

    Being the wqussy princess I am, I think I'd sit in a safe corner and cry

    First thing id do is get a bigger boat :p

    Cry.

    No, literally I would roll up into a ball & cry.

    Probably poop myself as well.

    Hopefully I'd be holed up with a Politician(a Ranga preferably), where I'd just throw them to it - it would get disgusted and swim away.

    I'd roll up my trousers, give the shark a big cheesey grin and say "Hi, my name's Kevin and I'm here to AAAAGHGHGHWGBLEGARGLE......."

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