Here's The Saddest Batman Utility Belt Ever
You can forget about fighting crime and ridding the streets of super villains when all you’re willing to spend on your utility belt is $US60. Because with this torch pack the only way you’ll be able to serve your city is to help residents find lost remotes under their couches, or maybe help someone safely make it to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
But with 100 lumens of light blasting forth from your belly, there’s at least the opportunity to come up with a clever super hero name that plays up not being a dark knight. Just stay clear of thugs and other shady types when you’re on patrol, because unless you’re able to flee the scene after blinding them, you can expect a good pounding if you’re spotted in public actually wearing this ridiculous thing.
[Hammacher Schlemmer via Coolest Gadgets]