Why Is Nobody Buying Our $1m Vacuums?

Why Is Nobody Buying Our $1m Vacuums?


Remember the $US1 million gold-plated vacuum with its own awful rap video? Of course you do. Gaudy loot like that is not easily forgotten. And apparently it’s not easily sold either.

“It’s perplexing to me, but as of now we’ve not sold a single vacuum,” Justin Haver, creator of the Gold Vacuum, is quoted as saying in a press release advertising the product’s up-for-grabs status. Not moving any inventory, the GoVacuum has announced that its fancy dust suckers will be made available to those willing to shell out $US1 million …OBO (or best offer, in eBay and auction parlance).

I’ll throw down $100 — who else wants to chip in?


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