In any case, considering Metta World Peace, Yusuf Islam, and [unpronounceable symbol] are already taken, Microsoft will have to carefully craft a new nom de plume. So what should we call it? Last night we asked you that question, and we went deep into the discussion to pull out the best suggestions — and added a few of our own.
The New Start Menu
Windows Box Tiles Ultimate Edition Professional
The Operating System Formerly Known as Metro
Wait For It
Windows Phone 8 Desktop Edition
The Brady Interface
Ballmer’s Block Party Bonanza
WeSettledOutofCourtforLotsofMoney a.k.a Metro
These ones are free, Microsoft! You’ll have to pay for the next list.