It’s time for tonight’s Stoner Channel. We’ve collected our best high-times material for the discerning viewer so sit back, relax, and pass that shit on the left, yo.
The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All
The best zingers, come-backers, put-downs, verbal jabs, and cheap shots from the Silver Screen (warning: strong language).
The Other 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time
The other best abuse, invective, slandering, castigation, scoldings and vituperation from the Silver Screen (warning: strong language).
Watching a Washing Machine Self Destruct Never Gets Old
Washing machines committing suicide (or being injected with a lethal brick depending on your perspective) are home appliances’ gift to the Internet. It’s like the machines are realising their full comedic potential! This one, in particular, is awesome because of how meticulously it breaks down. Little by little, piece by piece, you can’t look away.
Alternate titles included:
“Et tu, Maytag Man?”
“Washing Machine Gets a Hot Brick Injection”
“Centrifugal Force Is a Hell of a Drug”
“The Fastest Way to Disassemble a Washing Machine Using Only a Brick”
Bob Marley’s Marijuana Plantation in Jamaica
A walking tour through acres of ganja that once belonged to Mr. Rasta himself sounds like a perfect opportunity to run naked through fields of weed.
White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars
Forget Kenya. Never mind the secret madrassas. The sinister, shocking truth about Barack Obama’s past lies not in east Africa, but in outer space. As a young man in the early 1980s, Obama was part of a secret CIA project to explore Mars. The future president teleported there, along with the future head of DARPA.
Slow Motion Video of Dogs In Cars Is Five Minutes of Pure Happiness
I love dogs. I love dogs in cars. They are so happy when they get their heads out of the window and enjoy the wind, the smells and the view. That’s why this video made me so happy.
And no, for the last time, we aren’t interested in seeing your wicked meth lab setup Jerry. Stop it or we’re calling the fuzz.