Time-Lapse Tortoise Absolutely Murders Salads

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I never used to be scared of tortoises. I mean, if ever there was a creature I could be reasonably confident I could outrun, it was a tortoise. This time lapse video of a tortoise has me kind of concerned, though.

If I was a salad, I’d be quaking in my dressing right now. [Youtube via Geekosystem]

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    Lillee

    Monday, February 6, 2012 at 2:16 PM

    He’s the 5th Ninja Turtle

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    SSS

    Monday, February 6, 2012 at 2:22 PM

    He/She probably going to the loo now. That might take a while lol.

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    attila

    Monday, February 6, 2012 at 2:29 PM

    The music is perfect – well done to the makers of the clip

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    warcroft

    Monday, February 6, 2012 at 2:36 PM

    Hed want to loosen his shell a few notches after that meal.

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    stevjosco

    Monday, February 6, 2012 at 3:12 PM

    A Grindhouse movie for salads

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    aash

    Tuesday, February 7, 2012 at 4:20 PM

    i’m impressed by the fact that the tortoise was able to suck/eat/devour the grapes off the vine and leave the vine intact…

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    BK

    Wednesday, February 8, 2012 at 1:26 PM

    Nice! I guess it does like strawberries :)

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