I’d Be More Relaxed Not Sticking My Hand Inside This Mysterious Massager

This reflexology massager promises to reduce stress and discomfort from prolonged typing, but I’d be a little hesitant about sticking my hand inside its mysterious dark opening. Five fingers go in, but who knows how many will come out?

I might sound a little paranoid, but my steadfast rule of not sticking my hands inside anything unnatural has so far left with me 10 working digits, and I intend to keep it that way. Even if this $120 contraption promises to target trigger points on the palm and back of my hand with its mechanical massage system to warm, soothe, and knead my stresses away.

Maybe if you show me a before and after shot of that model’s hand once it’s removed I might be convinced to give it a whirl. Or, at the least, start with sticking my left hand in there, it doesn’t get used for much these days. [Hammacher Schlemmer via Coolest Gadgets]