Dog Owner Stun-Gunned For Having Dogs Off Their Leashes

You know when you were a kid and your dad told you that owning a dog would teach you responsibility? Walk him, feed him, clean up after him, keep him on a leash. One California dog walker found out last Sunday that the penalty for non-compliance is a good stun gunning.

A park ranger allegedly stun-gunned a man who was illegally and insidiously walking his dogs without a leash. (The park had apparently been a leash-free zone until last December.) According to witnesses, the ranger detained Gary Hesterberg and his “two small dogs” without telling him why, even after he asked her repeatedly what was going on. So he did what any law-breaking but even-tempered citizen might do: he gave the ranger a fake name and tried to just walk away. Wrong move, perp.

The rest went about as you’d expect: ambulances were called, hands were wrung, witnesses were as confused as the rest of us, and Hesterberg didn’t comment to local newspapers. But a spokesman for the local park service did leave us with this gem of an explanation: “The ranger was trying to educate residents of the rule.” [SF Gate]

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    wsDK_II

    Wednesday, February 1, 2012 at 9:27 AM

    the other people should have helped him out! friggen americans, cant even look after their own.

    next time this happens, everyone jump the ranger, stun them and when the cops come calling, forget you were even there.

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    Inform

    Wednesday, February 1, 2012 at 9:29 AM

    “The ranger was trying to educate residents of the rule.”

    education via stun guns…… it conjures up hilarious images without hearing of this story. haha!

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    olearymo

    Wednesday, February 1, 2012 at 10:46 AM

    So, ranger punching you in the face? Not ok. Ranger electrocuting you? Perfectly fine.

    ‘Non lethal’ doesn’t mean just go nuts with it, folks.

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    S Kumar

    Wednesday, February 1, 2012 at 11:38 AM

    I think all of them should be permanently hooked up to these things and they should go off whenever any one of them has any brain activity…

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    Jamie

    Wednesday, February 1, 2012 at 12:59 PM

    Are you guys serious? The guy had a his dog off the leash! He should have been locked up and executed! He’s obviously a terrorist! He deserved everything he got!

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    Rollz

    Wednesday, February 1, 2012 at 1:56 PM

    Small dogs are the worst. Angry, fast and they can zoom up trouser legs in a flash. Thank you Red Neck Ranger – you saved my balls.

    Any way, Choobacca Gumshoes is a silly fake name.

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    miguel sanchez

    Thursday, February 2, 2012 at 8:28 AM

    i don’t think i’ve ever walked my dogs in an insidious manner…

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