When you encounter something as absurd as an iPod dock the size of a pony, what else is there to do but climb on it? Sadly, the fellows at Behringer’s CES booth said no. So I danced, danced, danced.
The Behringer Attractive Paid Booth Attendants looked a little maudlin. They were standing next to this stupid-large megaspeaker, and it was silent. I asked if I could climb on it, and one of their marketing guys gave me a pained no, and I tried to sort of boost myself up on it but it was too big, and I didn’t want to be yelled at in public. So I just put my iPhone on and tried to shake out the end of CES blues. Energy flowed out of that boulder speaker and into our hearts and crotches. What a speaker. I was sort of expecting it to be louder given its size, but they were probably holding back on the volume out of fear for the structural integrity of the Las Vegas Convention Center.
attila
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 4:29 PMNo one came out of that with their dignity enhanced.
bob
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 4:41 PMWhat… the f-…. I jus-…. ok.
Corteks
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 4:59 PMHahah awesome.
Kent
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 5:18 PMThe real question is, will they let you sit on there booth babes?
Sicarius123
Friday, January 13, 2012 at 8:56 AMThe real question is, will they let their booth babes sit on you?
Chris M
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 5:44 PMYou’d better have either received digits or smashed digits………..
Ben
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 8:22 PMWhatta sad beta.
Michael
Thursday, January 12, 2012 at 11:58 PMThe Camera man needs to be shot! Every video has really annoying focusing problems
Johnny
Friday, January 13, 2012 at 3:04 AMHahaha Sam, you sir deserve a medal
S0ULphIRE
Friday, January 13, 2012 at 5:01 AMSpot the best rape face! My pick would have to be @ 00:28
:D
JM
Friday, January 13, 2012 at 5:58 AMSomeone needs to sort out their auto focus….
AshR
Friday, January 13, 2012 at 11:20 AMIT’S ARTIS…. no wait it’s actually rather annoying…
Ash
Friday, January 13, 2012 at 11:10 AMJeez is asking for a little focus in 2012 a bit too much to ask? Or were you using an iPhone to record this?
Rangott
Saturday, January 14, 2012 at 1:53 AMif you cant focus a lens like that on the fly then dont use it for video dammit. looks worse than a wider lens in focus all the time
Steve
Sunday, January 15, 2012 at 6:33 PMI can see the “I’m not being paid enough for this shit” look in their eyes. I see it with strippers and animals in circuses.