The Tiny Pocket Knife That I Will Carry Until I Lose

I am not a Navy Seal. I don’t need a fixed-blade, full-tang pocket sword with a tanto blade and a Rockwell factor of 58. I open a lot of boxes and trim my nails with this 50-year-old pen knife. It used to be my grandfather’s. I’m named after him. He died before I was born.

I found this little knife while cleaning out my family’s storage space a year or so ago. It’s about the size of a Sharpie’s cap when folded, and it fits perfectly in the fifth pocket of my 501s. I take it with me everywhere. I check-in luggage when travelling, so I can bring it with me because, for my purposes, it’s perfect. You never know when a pocket knife will come in handy. The world is full of things to cut.

The knife was made by a company called Imperial, which operated out of Providence, RI, between 1916 and 2004. It’s nothing fancy and never was; imperial-made, value-priced knives for regular people.

My knife’s blades hold their edges extremely well and don’t flop closed. They’re grimy, too, but I don’t care. They were grimy when I got them, and I often find myself wondering what my grandfather did to dirty them up. Did he open a bunch of packages with it, or did he use it at the lumber yard where he worked? Did he free-trim his nails too? Did he have a girlfriend who hated that habit also? Did he take it to WWII with him?

I wonder if he also marveled at how pocketable this knife is, and how the little blade is the perfect weapon to use against pulled-tight packing tape without damaging a box’s contents.

Hopefully I’ll pass this knife on to one of my kids some day. And hopefully they won’t lose it. But no big deal if they do — I have another. Bought it on eBay for $US15, and it’s in much better shape than this one. They’re easy to find. That’s part of what makes them so amazing.

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    Sean

    Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 11:52 AM

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    Jase

    Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 12:03 PM

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    Andrew

    Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 12:49 PM

    Sean, not all gadgets are electronic and not all stories need to be based on someones press release.
    I can relate to this and I’m sure others here can too.

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      Sean

      Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 2:12 PM

      Relax Andrew, I appreciate a good knife/tool as much as the next guy.

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      DarkAura

      Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 2:54 PM

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    alphamone

    Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 1:34 PM

    just make sure you don’t forget to put it in your checked luggage if you go on a plane.

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    Timmahh

    Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 1:38 PM

    So long as it’s no longer than two inches they’re fine to carry most anywhere. I have an Aluminium sided keychain knife that I keep with my keys (obviously)
    The number one thing to remember with knives of any size, is to keep them sharp. A blunt knife is far more dangerous than a sharp one!

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    Jester

    Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 3:28 PM

    Is it just that I’m now noticing, or has there been a sharp rise in the number of comments that have had to be removed lately due to inappropriate content? Relax people. Stop, take a breath and just consider for one moment what you’re actually going to put into the comments section. You want to unload somewhere, drop it into your own Facebook/Twitter/whatever feed instead, there’s no need for it here.

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      Scott

      Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 9:34 PM

      Yeah, I noticed it as well. I am willing to bet that its new staff/policies.
      I have an image in my head of the forum Nazi (like soup Nazi but for forums) going ape over comments for the most petty reasons. But lets hope that is not happening. Right Gizmodo?

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    BCK

    Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 8:02 PM

    Nice one.

    I feel much the same bout my leatherman. Much bigger, but i cant go without it regardless.

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      Scott

      Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 9:37 PM

      I feel the same way about my detachable penis. Also much bigger, and detachable.
      It comes in handy a lot of the time.
      I can leave it home, when I think it’s gonna get me in trouble,
      or I can rent it out, when I don’t need it.
      But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
      and the next morning I can’t for the life of me
      remember what I did with it.

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    Jack

    Friday, January 20, 2012 at 1:15 AM

    I’m looking for a pocket knife.

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    Sowhatmeh

    Friday, January 20, 2012 at 6:52 AM

    You cant bring nail clippers to airplane now, how on earth he managed to bring a kinfe?

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