The iPad’s a darn attractive gadget, but that 30-pin connector ain’t made for love. That’s why this Fleshlight-holding iPad case concept caught our eye. Imagine all the things you could pretend to have sex with! And it turns out, it’s not just some crazy, er, pipe dream. It, or something like it, is coming soon.
We’ve covered the Fleshlight and its many permutations both inside and out, so naturally when we heard about a fit this natural we took it on ourselves to figure out of a real version was in the works. Here’s what we turned up, straight from Fleshlight COO Brian Shubin:
It’s another exciting product we have in development at the moment. We are always looking to improve our user experience and this will be a way to take it to another level. Continue watching Fleshlight.com for it.
So there that is. F**kable iPads, coming soon. We assume that it will launch with a geometrically opposite counterpart (read: dildo) as well. [Fleshlight via Geekosystem, Obvious Winner]
DD
Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 3:36 PMI hope there’s an app for that.
LDX
Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 4:23 PMthat’s right all those apple fanboys can have sex with their ipads while they look at photos of steve jobs rip
Telextial
Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 4:54 PMAll I have is an iPod, and I’ve always vehemently opposed buying a Mac for money for value reasons, but…wow. That was just tasteless, even for a fanboy.
Ozoneocean
Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 5:20 PMIt had to be said though, and he did tack on an RIP.
Boogoose
Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 4:33 PMFINALLY!!!
that’s all that needs to be said
FINALLY.
Ozoneocean
Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 5:19 PMThis… oh god… It’s just too ripe for horrible trollish humour it’s scary. o_O
But wouldn’t a dildo attachment be more appropriate?
Telextial
Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 5:23 PMI see what you did thar.
Ziggy
Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 5:31 PMCan you control this with Siri?
“Siri, xxxx my xxxx”,
“Siri, xxxx my brains out”
:)
Ziggy
Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 5:34 PMComes with a pack of 100 screen protectors for the “finale”
Chris
Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 6:30 PMneed sex? there’s an app for that
James
Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 7:38 PMShit I that things really comes out I’ll buy an iPad. Only problem is I don’t see how apple will approve the apps that would make use of it. I mean the real flashlight connects to USB and mimics motion of the movie. I dunno how it’s gonna work but count me in…
ogre
Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 8:45 PMApp for jailbroken devices I guess.
Sowhatmeh
Friday, January 27, 2012 at 7:23 AMThat thing is wrong in so many levels
BrightNobleWoman
Friday, January 27, 2012 at 7:52 AMI agree. The worst bit is there are enough sickos out there that it will sell.
TSH
Friday, January 27, 2012 at 12:04 PMYou think this is bad.
Wait ’till the specially-coloured MLP:FIM “Brony” editions come out, complete with cutie marks and appropriately modded on-screen visuals.
chrisp
Friday, January 27, 2012 at 12:39 PMFifteen posts and no-one has come out with it: “What about Android”?
Ziggy
Friday, January 27, 2012 at 4:05 PMAndroid users have girlfriends :-)
Richard
Friday, January 27, 2012 at 6:10 PMNo, Android users have the Wank-O-Meter
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2011/04/android-wank-o-meter-is-probably-worse-than-you-think/
Foles
Friday, January 27, 2012 at 12:49 PMHaving sex with your ipad is weird enough but will it call you the next day?
TerraHertz
Friday, January 27, 2012 at 3:11 PMHa ha ha! I wonder if Fleshlight will include a Bluetooth link? Too bad the Wii name is already taken for a game controller.
Now, *exactly* how much do you trust Apple products, to not gather and send home user activity data?
Miss! Miiiiiss! He’s doing it again Miss! (Oglaf reference.)
Franz
Friday, January 27, 2012 at 5:45 PMApple: “There’s another way to Slide To Unlock?!!, how did we miss this?”
Just This Guy
Friday, January 27, 2012 at 9:45 PMDear lord no. Can you imagine some of the horrible things some poor repair techs are going to have to be dealing with now?
“What the hell is this that’s been spilled into this iPad/Tablet?”
“Sorry sir .. you were doing what with it at the time?”
Just This Guy
Friday, January 27, 2012 at 9:48 PMYeah, warranty doesn’t cover “Abuse”, just remember that kids!