Why Do Three Google Execs Own Eight Private Jets?

How is the world’s top search engine going to put its software in every TV on earth? Not by flying commercial, like some sort of company for poor people! Let’s just buy a few spare private jets, just in case.

Most reasonable people are content with one or two private jets, Larry Page, Sergey Brin, and Eric Schmidt aren’t content with one plane each — The Mercury News reports the search triumvirate share eight. That’s a lot of planes for three guys! Do they race? Do they pay people to fly all eight at once while they watch from the roof of a castel made of money? Is that ecologically or financially responsible? The answer to all of those things is probably no! But don’t expect them to kick the habit anytime soon — they’re ready to pony up $US33 million in an effort to restore an old NASA hangar as their personal parking lot. See, if you had thought of Google first, you could be doing fun expensive things like this right now. [Mercury News via TechCrunch]

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    light487

    Monday, December 12, 2011 at 9:09 AM

    Seems a bit uneven.. they should have 9…

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      Random

      Monday, December 12, 2011 at 9:43 AM

      C’mon mate, it’s even. 8 is even, right? 9 would have been uneven… odd ;)

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        chris

        Monday, December 12, 2011 at 2:54 PM

        Quite sure he meant even as in 3 each? :P

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        Recka

        Monday, December 12, 2011 at 3:22 PM

        Even as in 3 each :P

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    awesome

    Monday, December 12, 2011 at 9:18 AM

    Because they can, that’s why!

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    Alex

    Monday, December 12, 2011 at 9:23 AM

    coz they have the G’z

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    Chemenski

    Monday, December 12, 2011 at 9:33 AM

    It’s because they can.

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    Timmahh

    Monday, December 12, 2011 at 9:49 AM

    Hmm, I can understand one as the company taxi, but eight? Seems a bit tacky to me!

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      Andrew

      Monday, December 12, 2011 at 2:12 PM

      It’s all about shmoozing… Sending a jet to pick people up, rewarding employees, doing a favour, making sure that the AT&T exec gets to spend time with his Ukrainian supermodel mistress on the weekend.

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    Mark

    Monday, December 12, 2011 at 9:58 AM

    At one stage Michael Schumacher had 3 private planes, each with different ranges

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    cam

    Monday, December 12, 2011 at 10:37 AM

    I would if I could…..

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    Steve

    Monday, December 12, 2011 at 10:37 AM

    Gotta love the yellow journalism at Giz US. Does Roger Ailes have a hand in your content too?

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    Azza

    Monday, December 12, 2011 at 10:42 AM

    I have a feeling they’re using these for some reason that has not occurred to us yet.

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    Labrys

    Monday, December 12, 2011 at 10:45 AM

    Hey at least they are not using them to go fly to Washington to ask for government hand-outs because they are going broke.

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      Steve

      Monday, December 12, 2011 at 11:20 AM

      May I suggest they use them for business meetings etc, where they send a plane to someone they are meeting with to bring them to them, instead of, you know, racing them, which is slightly less logical.

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    JezzK

    Monday, December 12, 2011 at 11:09 AM

    Good luck to them.

    Are you going to tell us about their shopping and eating habits next?

    Personally I’d also love to hear about their kinky sex lives and their bathroom routines.

    Once you’ve reported on those can you get back to writing appropriately interesting articles?

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    Matt L

    Monday, December 12, 2011 at 11:26 AM

    Google learned early in life that backups are necessary.

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      Andy

      Monday, December 12, 2011 at 11:48 AM

      Maybe they just like running their transport in a RAID mirroring array?

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        Borganstein

        Monday, December 12, 2011 at 3:29 PM

        +1

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        Kamold

        Monday, December 12, 2011 at 3:53 PM

        RAEL: Redundent Array of Expensive Learjets

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        Mike

        Monday, December 12, 2011 at 5:19 PM

        Great…I’m bound to get stuck in Parity Class…no leg room in there ever!

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    Aj

    Monday, December 12, 2011 at 10:41 PM

    Logical next step after streetview….

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