North Koreans are still crying hysterically because Kim is dead. I want to believe that soldiers behind the TV cameras are aiming at these alleged mourners with AK-47s. But just in case, let’s restore the equilibrium by laughing at him.
I don’t know about you, but I love the idea of knowing that this ugly dictator — a cruel clown who abused and killed his own people, drowning an entire country into an sad shithole equipped with atomic weapons — is dead.
So here you are, the best 10 Photoshops of Kim Clown-Il:
Many people wonder how Kim Jong-Il kept his hairdo in place. Here you can see him at the beauty salon, with his son on his lap. On the left, the family dog, Billy.
Being a devoted fan of Elmo, he secretly imported a doll from the United States. This was kept secret for a long time. People in his inner circle recently revealed he was his biggest confident. Reportedly, Elmo helped Kim Jong-Il to set his international policy.
As part of his propaganda duties, the dear leader became Santa Kim once a year for most of his life as head of the North Korean state. He had to stop in 2008 because of health problems.
Little is known about this toast. The leader’s face miraculously appeared on it after jumping out of one of the three toasters in the Asian country.
Kim Jong-Il was also a well known rollercoaster fan.
An early photo of the leader’s younger years (by Nick Dwyer).
Kim Jong-Il wasn’t only a Stalinist but a Foxist as well (by Dave Corrasa).
A classic photo, Kim chilling out.
This is a little known fact, but of course everyone suspected Kim Jong-Il was a firm defender of gay marriage rights (by T. Baxter).
One of the six examples of great art in North Korea.
TJ
Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 10:45 AMThis comment has been deemed inappropriate and has been deleted.
Christian
Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 11:41 AMserial?!
my god let us have fun of the death of this wicked and evil dictator that killed 2 million plus of ‘his own’ people…
we did it to Osama and So-Damn-Insane, now the latest axis of evil ruler falls (of a heart attack from the stress of riding on a train? haha) we do it to him too…
This is not a person or human being, he lost the right of being a human the day he became the evil person he was…
photoshopping pictures is awesome and part of Gizmodo
Stu
Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 12:56 PMYou do know how things work in that country don’t you?
There is mass hunger and famine. If you say anything that goes against ‘dear leader’ you are taken out the back and shot.
TJ
Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 4:31 PMWhy is there mass hunger?
Because of sanctions from western countries like ours.
Why are there sanctions?
Because they are not allowed to do anything without other countries benefiting. (Nuclear Program)
So you are taken out back and shot? What proof do you have that this happens? Don’t tell me you seen it on CNN. You can’t even see any modern images or video of North Korea on TV or the net. Everything you see on TV is “File” footage from years ago. They are heavily secretive and don’t have a central bank controlled by the west. Guess which other counties don’t have western controlled banks? Iran, Iraq (Do now), Libya (Do Now), North Korea. See a pattern?
There are millions of people staving in Africa and dying from easily curable diseases but you don’t see that on the news do you. Wake up people.
So we freed Iraq, Afganistan, Libya, and Egypt from “Evil” dictators. Gee these places are so rosy now aren’t they. Go ask the people if they feel free.
Jaymz
Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 12:59 PMKing Jong-Il ate lobster and drank cognac while his people had to learn what types of clay they could eat for nutrients. Ridicule the hell out of him, I say.
by a dicshonarie
Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 11:24 AMso lonely, o so lonely………
olearymo
Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 11:57 AM‘Confidant’.
Johnno
Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 4:18 PMI’m just wondering why all these images are tagged “Jesus Diaz – Gizmodo” when precisely none of them are his work.