If You Use This iPhone App You Will Be Forever Alone

I Just Made Love may be the only free application that you must never download. I mean it — you wouldn’t like to have this foursquarish app any closer to your iPhone than what you would like to have herpes near your genitals.

Can somebody tell me what kind of helpless imbecile wants to broadcast where he or she just have had sex, down to the GPS location and sexual position? Why would anyone want to click that big “Tell the World! …make everybody jealous!” button? WHY? Can we survive as species after this?

I’d leave you to ponder the answers to those questions. [iTunes]

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(8 Comments)
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    TSH

    Wednesday, December 14, 2011 at 9:56 AM

    Wouldn’t it be better to just download “I Just Had Sex” from iTunes and give that a good listen? :–P

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      mike

      Wednesday, December 14, 2011 at 10:17 AM

      Great song

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    light487

    Wednesday, December 14, 2011 at 10:18 AM

    College guys and girls? That’s one group who would.. and a decidely large group of smartphone users.

    Seriously.. it’s just one more “thing” that is being broadcast over the interwebz..

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    ba!

    Wednesday, December 14, 2011 at 10:23 AM

    Or one better…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUqorX6-uW0

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    jack

    Wednesday, December 14, 2011 at 10:36 AM

    Damn I wish this was on WP7.

    For the first time in my life, I want an iPhone.

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      Drew

      Wednesday, December 14, 2011 at 11:44 AM

      Seconded

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    Just This Guy ...

    Wednesday, December 14, 2011 at 12:51 PM

    And this is different from Twitter and the vast majority of it’s users how?

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    Parker

    Wednesday, December 14, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    This is why we can’t have nice things.

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