Facebook Timeline is finally here for the masses. Wait, you don’t know how to activate it? Fret not, friend, we’ll show you how to get up and running on the new Facebook so you can join in on the fun.
So this is your old boring Facebook wall/profile/whatever. Your life feels meaningless. Facebook wasn’t making you miserable because it was inherently bad. It was totally because you didn’t have the new Timeline view. So let’s fix that. Go up to your URL bar and enter http://facebook.com/about/timeline and hit enter.
Next you’ll land on Facebook’s promo page for Timeline. Endure the sales pitch if you want, but chances are you’re already sold, so just hit that green button at the bottom of the page that says “Get Timeline.”
VOILA PRESTO SHAZAM! Timeline just appeared before your very eyes. It’s gotdamn amazing, isn’t it? You can feel the nihlism seeping out of your body by the second. But before your Timeline transformation is complete, you’ll need to review your page and approve it by hitting “Publish Timeline” in the top right corner. Do it. You know you want to.
And there you have it. You’ve just changed for the better. Now go and live your new, meaning-filled life.
Justin Phillips
Friday, December 16, 2011 at 8:24 AMthis feature has been removed…
Isaak John
Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 3:04 PMThat’s right!
Alicia
Friday, December 16, 2011 at 9:04 AMThere is a link right down the bottom now allowing you to get it now :)
Drew
Friday, December 16, 2011 at 9:44 AMAbout time. I love Timeline =)
Nads
Friday, December 16, 2011 at 11:17 AMThought Id hate this but it’s actually pretty cool.
InformedGamer
Friday, December 16, 2011 at 11:33 AMI love and hate it. I’m not sure how I’ll recover if I ever break up with my girlfriend because it’ll always show up on my timeline for all to see… Talk about awkward for the next relationship…
Zoe
Friday, December 16, 2011 at 2:30 PMThe button isn’t there, nor is there a link down the bottom?
Ando
Friday, December 16, 2011 at 3:52 PMI don’t see a get it now button…
hemi
Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 10:38 PMI want to remove it, wished I never tried it now :(
Grace
Monday, January 2, 2012 at 2:13 PMMine isnt coming up with a “get it now” button?
Whats that all about?
saga
Tuesday, January 24, 2012 at 3:42 PMi cant find ” get it now” pls help but i did my daughters page n it came up …but y didnt come up on my page..
fiona
Friday, February 3, 2012 at 7:37 PMthe “egt it now” isn’t there! but i did it on my first account last few months. help please.
Deltasw
Wednesday, February 8, 2012 at 1:22 AMIn response, 70% of poll respondents stated that they did not like Timeline while only 20% indicated that they liked it, remaining 10% said that they were not Facebook users. While 30% of users between ages 18 and 24 like Timeline, only 10% of those over 65 were happy with the new design. When broken down by gender, men and women had exactly the same opinion, 77% dislike Timeline, while 23% like it.
Read more: http://technorati.com/social-media/article/facebook-users-dislike-new-timeline/#ixzz1lhlS9yI6
renicahz
Sunday, February 12, 2012 at 12:33 AM100% LIKE….<3
HELP!!!
Friday, March 16, 2012 at 6:40 PMThe “Get Timeline” Button isn’t there for me??