Here’s Your Government-Sponsored Christmas Tree Fire Disaster Video

Your Christmas tree will delight and comfort your family this year — unless it ignites and kills them all in a massive inferno. It probably won’t happen, but the Consumer Product Safety Commission wants to show you what it’s like.

As you know, Christmas trees are made out of tree, and trees, like all plants, can dry out. Most plants, however, don’t have an enormous string of cheap Chinese electrical wiring draped around them — so the Christmas tree is a hidden bomb inside your house. Do you hear it? Tick. Tick. Tick. The CPSC recommends having a designated “tree waterer” to make sure yours doesn’t turn into a house-destroying explosion shrub. Probably a good idea! That’ll keep it pretty too.

But danger isn’t just for gentiles — oh no. For those of you celebrating Hanukkah, your menorah could also blow your abode off the face of the map. Just watch the video — candles can ignite, were you aware? With that in mind, don’t put your menorah directly next to curtains, or a stack of hay, or inside a chamber with pure oxygen pumped into it. Have a safe and hellfire-free holiday season, my friends. [CPSC]

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    mango

    Wednesday, December 21, 2011 at 8:23 AM

    Our government? Since when was Australia called “United Stats of America”?

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    light487

    Wednesday, December 21, 2011 at 9:00 AM

    I suggest you also go and watch the Mythbusters episode on this very same topic as well.. they tested a lot of different scenarios and in true Mythbuster tradition, stacked sooooo many lights on a single tree it was ridiculous..

    ..did they get ignition? Of course not.. is it possible.. well yes.. but more likely from an electrical short than overheating the tree due to too many bulbs.

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      Joel

      Wednesday, December 21, 2011 at 10:37 AM

      Especially with a lot of people moving on to LED’s.

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