Got What It Takes To Work For Stephen Hawking?

Sometimes who you work with can be just as important as the job itself. And if physics is your passion the opportunity of a lifetime has just popped up, as Stephen Hawking is now looking for a new assistant.

While the position looks like it comes with a handful of gopher duties — like maintaining his website, preparing lecture graphics, dealing with the press and even maintaining his wheelchairs and accessible van — the chosen candidate will also be directly responsible for giving Professor Hawking his voice.

Or, more specifically, maintaining the “black box” systems that are responsible for providing Hawking with his means of speaking and communication. Apparently they’re completely lacking any manuals or technical documentation and because calling up tech support for help isn’t an option, some familiarity with electronics is important.

If you’re interested, don’t mind a little travel, are happy with the $US39,000 salary, and hope to one day unravel the secrets of the universe, you can officially apply here. [Stephen Hawking via Space]

Photo: Associated Press/Lawrence Jackson

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    Eccentric

    Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 9:41 AM

    Your resume would only need the one entry! Previous job, I wiped Stephen Hawking’s butt! Your hired!! :)

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      Sam Timmins

      Sunday, January 1, 2012 at 1:06 PM

      Stay classy fittingly appropriate username!

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    Sean Robert Meaney

    Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 11:57 AM

    hawking is a hack…string theory invalidates religion and evolution.

    The four Laws of the Universe are:
    1. The Universe is debris of change in possibility.
    2. Time is continuous change in possibility.
    3. Singularity is moment of change in possibility.
    4. Only life can create change in possibility and only from Superposition.

    That’s right bitches…life is a single super-positional organism.

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      Jaezass

      Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 1:59 PM

      OooKaay…. nobody look him in the eye, back away slowly… and nobody gets hurt…

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        Troll Guru

        Monday, January 2, 2012 at 6:49 PM

        It doesn’t look like there’s much on the other side of that bridge anyway.

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    hisnameisrobertpoulson

    Saturday, December 31, 2011 at 7:19 PM

    Only $39,000 to do all that? Tight

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