Danish Airline’s New Seating System Is My High School Cafeteria All Over Again

If high school taught me anything, where you sit — and who you sit next to — in the cafeteria is absolutely imperative to your social status and future happiness. And that lesson is now being retaught by a Danish airline — they’ll let you chose your seatmate based on their social media profile.

According to a USA Today report, upon checking in to their flight, KLM Royal Dutch airlines travellers will be able to make their Facebook and LinkedIn accounts public with other people on the flight. They’ll then be able to choose who they sit next to based on common interests. The service will be optional, of course, travellers don’t have to open their profiles to public scrutiny if they choose not to. But I’d imagine there’s a good chance that those passengers would end up clustered around the token, inconsolable crying child. And nobody wants that. [USA Today via PC Mag - Image: Dundamin / Shutterstock]

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    Graeme

    Friday, December 16, 2011 at 3:05 PM

    *Danish* airline? FFS Andrew, the clue as to the origin of the airline is in the name; and it’s a pretyy big one too!

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      Cameron

      Friday, December 16, 2011 at 3:16 PM

      Netherlands / Denmark, same thing when you’re American!

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        cayal

        Friday, December 16, 2011 at 3:55 PM

        Makes me wonder how many Americans ended up in Austria instead of Australia.

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          olearymo

          Friday, December 16, 2011 at 4:47 PM

          Shhh don’t tell them! Let the Austrians deal with that.

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            chris

            Saturday, December 17, 2011 at 10:41 PM

            lmao!

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    Thorbjørn

    Friday, December 16, 2011 at 8:35 PM

    Sorry guys. I’m from Denmark. You Australians are not innocent in this mix-up. So stop mocking the Americans…
    When I went to apply for an Australian drivers license, I showed my Danish one, so I wouldn’t have to go through the whole process again. Then the chick asked me: “Where is Denmark?… In the United States?”
    And that’s not the only time. When I say I’m from Denmark a lot of times (almost most of the times) I get the “Ohh… So you’re Dutch?”

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      Scoon

      Friday, December 16, 2011 at 10:18 PM

      To be fair, the nomenclature is confusing for a start, and secondly, I would like to know how many Danish people could point to East Timor / Malaysia / Indonesia etc on a map, or differentiate them culturally?

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      Graeme

      Saturday, December 17, 2011 at 3:39 PM

      True in some cases (as a Scot with a reasonably strong accent I’ve been asked if I’m German, Irish, Dutch and one or two others), but those people are not putting themselves forward as professional writers whose job is to convey accurate information. If you cannot get truly basic facts correct in a situation where the clue is staring you in the face then either – a) double check everything you write or b) give up and find another career that plays to your strengths. What other mistakes are made in Andrew’s articles? What level of trust should readers have in what he writes? Going by this article – not much.

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      Matthias

      Saturday, December 17, 2011 at 4:50 PM

      And to make it worse… There’s a town in Western Australia called Denmark.

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