Feeling Sick? Spit On Your Phone To Work Out What’s Wrong

It’s never fun feeling ill, especially if you don’t know what’s up with you. But soon you might just have to spit on the screen of your phone to get an instant diagnosis.

A team of scientists from the Korea Advanced Institute for Science and Technology in Daejeon think touchscreens could replace the need for blood tests, urine samples and lab work, report New Scientist.

The idea is to use the way a touchscreen detects fingertips to analyse your saliva. Most (good) touchscreens are capacitive — that is, they work based on the fact your finger contains an element of electric charge. But most capacitive touchscreens are far more sensitive than we really need.

In fact, they’re so sensitive that they can be used to analyse the contents of your spittle. So far, the guys from Korea have done some experiments with the bacteria that cause chlamydia on an iPhone-sized multitouch display. With that, they can work out what concentration of bacteria are present. They’re working on developing the technique to spot more than just chlamydia, but for now, console yourself with the fact that your iPhone can tell if you have an STD.

Just make sure you clean the screen properly afterwards, right? [New Scientist]

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(12 Comments)
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    Johnny P

    Friday, November 25, 2011 at 9:56 AM

    It can backfire. What if you have to spit on your phone to prove your sick. No hangover sickies….

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      Biderjum

      Friday, November 25, 2011 at 12:28 PM

      BAC test?
      Can I Drive App…

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    Isabella

    Friday, November 25, 2011 at 10:40 AM

    Next, you’ll be able to pee on your phone to see if you’re pregnant

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      smurfydog

      Friday, November 25, 2011 at 10:16 PM

      I tried that already and it works. I’m not pregnant.

      I am, however, a bloke.

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        Ghazarios

        Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 4:42 AM

        Hahahaha

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    Sketchy

    Friday, November 25, 2011 at 11:41 AM

    All jokes aside, this could be incredibly useful if they could make it work accurately, and for a large array of illnesses.

    and we’d be one step closer to a Tricorder.

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    simon

    Friday, November 25, 2011 at 12:21 PM

    does it print dr’s certificates?

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    Rowan

    Friday, November 25, 2011 at 12:24 PM

    This is gross, i aint spitting on my phone, yuck!!

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    Chaoticlusts

    Friday, November 25, 2011 at 12:40 PM

    ok….somehow I don’t think if I take someone home from a club and politely request they spit on my phone before we strip off it’s going to be very well received >_<

    That being said if they get this working well it could be a truly amazing advance so many uses

    replace all those 'this is all it takes to test for chlamydia' signs above urinals in public toilets with pictures of people spitting on their iphones and 'there's an app for that!'

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    Ry Spears

    Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:18 AM

    just pretend the vibrate on your phone is an exciting form of foreplay and you’ll always know if its safe.

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    Daniel

    Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:52 AM

    I love this…. Those jewish bastards on the trains will think twice before they ask me to use my phone.

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      Daniel

      Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 1:55 AM

      haha i’m seriously loving the world we live in though.

      We can pay large amounts of money for the fastest and greatest new phones that are the result of man’s advancement in communication technology, only to drop them and spit on them.

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