England Bravely Defended Royal Marriage Against Global Internet Raid

Hackers, do you consider nothing sacred? Sack the CIA, beat up credit card companies, fine. But how could you spoil the wedding day of two awesomely rich, good-looking people? They’re royalty! But their big day was almost hijacked.

The AP reports a massive DDoS attack against the official royal wedding site was thwarted, allowing millins of gawking crown-lusters from around the world to live vicariously through Prince William and Kate Middleton, whose happiness and destined glory is ordained by Divine Right. Private think tank Royal United Services Institute helped repel the onslaught, which I can only dream would have resulted in something wonderful like a giant penis GIF superimposed over the nuptial website. Apparently, the scheme was organised in part by a 16-year-old. If this were 500 years ago, that teen’s head would be rolling around the bottom of the Tower of London. The good old days. [AP]

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    Mandroid

    Wednesday, November 16, 2011 at 9:20 AM

    We will fight them on the beaches.
    We shall fight them at the firewall, the router and the ports.

    We shall never surrender.

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    Gabriel

    Wednesday, November 16, 2011 at 11:47 AM

    Damn. A giant penis GIF would of made it interesting

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      Ozoneocean

      Wednesday, November 16, 2011 at 2:27 PM

      How would you have noticed the difference between that and William’s head?

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        Christian

        Wednesday, November 16, 2011 at 2:28 PM

        that’s just crass

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          Morkai

          Wednesday, November 16, 2011 at 4:47 PM

          Welcome to the Internet.

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    AAron

    Wednesday, November 16, 2011 at 3:35 PM

    Unlikely he would have been beheaded at the tower. Only people of importance were executed at the tower, most people were hung on Tower hill overlooking the tower. And if he was excuted at the Tower of London it would have been outdoors within the walls of the Tower so his head wouldn’t have been rolling around the “bottom” of the Tower – while there is a tower called the White Tower within the walls the Tower of London is really a castle and not a tower…

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