Somewhere, someone knows how this Buzz Lightyear action figure wound up in an anus. It could be a long story. It could be a short story. Maybe there’s no real story at all. But there is this X-ray.
The image is from the recent hit from powerhouse genre x-rays of weird things inside asses, “Stuck Up!: 100 Objects Inserted and Ingested in Places They Shouldn’t Be.” This book exists. When would you read it? On the train? In the bathroom? I do not know. Did the Buzz Lightyear figurine in question here have electronic voice actions? I do not know. But we can hope. [Daily What via TMZ]
Lithgowlights
Saturday, November 19, 2011 at 8:22 AMHonest doctor, I heard “to infinity and beyond” felt a sharp sting and ships is the result. I had no part in it!!! Honest.
Joel
Saturday, November 19, 2011 at 9:29 AMErr ok the most confusing and disturbing part is that it’s upside down.. which means it went it FEET FIRST. Even if you do get joy from shoving action figures where they shouldn’t be, you’re still doing it wrong. How the hell do you do it feet first?
And that’s what I got out of this article lol
TedJ
Saturday, November 19, 2011 at 10:49 AMOh really? All you got from that article is, “You’re doing it wrong”?
Joel
Saturday, November 19, 2011 at 1:44 PMPretty much, the knowledge that there are some extremely strange retarded people out there is already obvious to me, so I didn’t have that to learn lol
Sally
Saturday, November 19, 2011 at 11:21 PMThat’s what Steve Jobs said about the new iLightyear probe when someone complained.
Too early??????
olearymo
Sunday, November 20, 2011 at 5:46 PMnot so much too early as not funny and doesn’t make sense?
chrisp
Saturday, November 19, 2011 at 12:10 PMAwesome! Two things I’ve learnt from Gizmodo this morning. Don’t douse your pants in petrol then set them on fire, and; there is a right and a wrong way to stick plastic cartoon figures in your ass.
Joel
Saturday, November 19, 2011 at 1:45 PMHey I never said there was a right way, just a wrong way and a “keep that to yourself” way
brad
Saturday, November 19, 2011 at 4:20 PMChaaaaarliiiiiie!!!
Michael
Saturday, November 19, 2011 at 9:31 PM“Infinity and beyond” joke, check.
“Buzz got too close to Uranus” joke, sadly, no check. *epic sadface*
Oh and Buzz shouldn’t have deployed his wings. He could have wreaked them.
Kendal
Saturday, November 19, 2011 at 9:47 PMhttp://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/11/19/9147b559-4589-4bd8-839f-45068c6a7344.jpg
Sally
Saturday, November 19, 2011 at 11:22 PM“Buzz got too close to Uranus” joke, check.
chrisp
Sunday, November 20, 2011 at 12:24 PMHaven’t even started on the “Woody” jokes.
Evil Stan
Sunday, November 20, 2011 at 10:04 AMA strong fart hitting the “real karate chop action” button and this guy is ruined…
Sam Timmins
Sunday, November 20, 2011 at 1:49 PMYou totally missed the chance to call this:
“To Infinity…and BACKSIDE?!”
Sam Timmins
Sunday, November 20, 2011 at 1:50 PMWhen the guy farts, it must disturb people that his arse talks like Tim Allen.
L0wey
Monday, November 21, 2011 at 12:49 PMUmm not to put too fine a point on this (sic). But xray images are 2 dimensional. Before I believe this I’d have to see a lateral view. The action figure could just be in the subjects pocket or between the subject and the xray “plate”.
Oh the sanity.