Nothing will ever beat the sheer sadness of the Windows 7 Launch Party, but this new Microsoft demo is sure weirder. Our chipper host here is going to demo Songsmith, a Microsoft program nobody uses. By singing so very painfully.
It’s not her fault! Someone made her do it! But this is probably the reason Microsoft stopped working on Songsmith two years ago–it’s just not really that easy to make a hit songggggggggggg. Despite our hosts insistence that this is a hit songgggggggggggggggggggggggg. Is she trying to convince herself? The camera operator? Microsoft shareholders? Her parents? You have to admire her determination. She doesn’t moan in that guttural belch voice, I’m gonna make it! No. This is a hit song. By God as her witness, it’s a hit. She even picked the tempo herself.
Also, ha ha! She want you to listen to it on a Zune, which doesn’t exist anymore. This Microsoft store is located in an alternate dimension of broken dreams. [Microsoft via AllThingsD]



















Joel
Friday, October 28, 2011 at 10:46 AMI won’t lie, I’m a little creeped out. Wasn’t expecting her to sing all demonic lol
How could no-one at Microsoft think, wow this is mother f***ing stupid we should probably just delete this before anyone sees it.
Jono
Friday, October 28, 2011 at 11:00 AMhaha, very true!!
James
Friday, October 28, 2011 at 11:03 AMI can’t wait for the autotune version of this on youtube.
klops
Friday, October 28, 2011 at 11:12 AMWhat?! no reference to W-w-w-windows, windows 386!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGO2hVA3P58
mr_herkt
Friday, October 28, 2011 at 11:49 AM“that sounded great to me!” WTF? you sound like a man.. trying to sing.. badly.
olearymo
Monday, October 31, 2011 at 11:51 AMagh, Biddle…
Dr Henrik Ziegler
Saturday, November 5, 2011 at 1:48 PMYeah, there’s kind of no way to explain or justify this video. It should be buried deep in an Indiana Jones or X-Files style US Government vault somewhere and kept only in case it’s somehow required as part of a deterrent strategy against as-yet uninvented weapons of unimaginable destructive firepower.