I Will Only Eat Food That’s Covered In Edible Gold Spray Paint

As the price of gold is like a bazillion dollars these days, I want to surround myself with as much of it as I can. So that means even fake gold, like this weird-arse edible gold paint you spray on food to get flossy, is good with me.

The edible gold spray paint is made by The Deli Garage of Germany and consists of ethyl alcohol, flavours and food additives. That sounds like a lot of crap but the spray paint is completely tasteless and harmless. Think about what you can do with edible gold spray paint. The possibilities!

What I really want to do is just add gold to everything. I want to create gold vegetables. Maybe I’d eat ‘em more. Gold mayo. Gold sriracha sauce. Gold ice cubes for my gold beer.

The Deli Garage made other spray paint colours like silver, red and blue but I could give a hoot about those. I just want my gold. Each can costs about $US35

[The Deli Garage via Gizmag]

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(8 Comments)
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    Maximus

    Saturday, October 29, 2011 at 9:52 AM

    I like goooooooollllld

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    Guest

    Saturday, October 29, 2011 at 11:32 AM

    Ice in your beer?

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    carcinogenic

    Saturday, October 29, 2011 at 12:30 PM

    Can any one spell carcinogenic?

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    Timmahh

    Saturday, October 29, 2011 at 12:45 PM

    Can anybody spell carcinogenic!

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      smurfydog

      Saturday, October 29, 2011 at 3:12 PM

      Can nobody end a question with a question mark?

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    the Anton

    Saturday, October 29, 2011 at 12:58 PM

    Mmmm, finger-licking good..

    But why am I thinking the Germans now have a substitute for chocolate body paint?…

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    Sushruth

    Saturday, October 29, 2011 at 3:26 PM

    Gold member, anyone ? lol

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    olearymo

    Monday, October 31, 2011 at 11:13 AM

    Gold chhhiiiickeeeeennnn…
    It’s the chook, the chook, with the skiiiin of goooooooold…
    that skin is coooooold….

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