Alien And Cyborg Fleshlights Look As Horrible As They Sound [NSFW]

I miss Adam Frucci every day, but today I really miss his expertise. Behold, the Alien, Cyborg, Zombie, Frankenstein, and Dracula Fleshlights and matching dildos! I don't know what kind of sick nerd would like to have sex with a zombievag.

Note from Danny: We keep the NSFW posts to a minimum, so though rare, you can easily spot them and make your own choice to read or not. And, well, this is a geeky alien synthetic vagina...literally disguised as a plastic torch. Hmm.

On the other hand, I don't think we need to test these. [Fleshlight]


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    What made you think this was something that should be on giz?

      Well, Giz is a gadget blog, and they ARE gadgets after all. Sort of.

      And Frucci's original review from a few years ago was hillarious!

        Yeah, I didn't notice it till afterwards.

        Still, It's creepy as fuck :P

      Hey, no one is complaining about the content on your blog .. oh, that's because no one gives a crap what you think.

      Seriously how hard is it (no pun intended) to avoid this type of content? No one made you click, if you don't like it, roll your middle finger down about 5mm and you've scrolled straight passed it.

      "Oh my God, did Giz just say dildo? I'm off to church, this is horrible!!!"

        +1 tech *and* geek gadget site.

        We keep the NSFW posts to a minimum, so though rare, you can easily spot them
        and make your own choice to read or not.

        And, well, this is a geeky alien synthetic vagina...literally disguised as a plastic torch. :/

        you scroll with your middle finger?

      Because Gizmodo realizes it has a very large Forever Alone demographic who would be interested in these products.

    Honestly...sure there could have been better things...this is tech not sex... sex awkward aside, I don't see the relevance...plenty of porn on the net for that.

    I can see some desperate twenty something, still living at home, being caught by his mum and just not able to erase the look on her face, for the rest of his life! #]

      Aren't you in your twenties and still living at home?

    AVATAR's cat people have two clits?
    No worries! I've got this problem licked!

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