I miss Adam Frucci every day, but today I really miss his expertise. Behold, the Alien, Cyborg, Zombie, Frankenstein, and Dracula Fleshlights and matching dildos! I don’t know what kind of sick nerd would like to have sex with a zombievag.
Note from Danny: We keep the NSFW posts to a minimum, so though rare, you can easily spot them and make your own choice to read or not. And, well, this is a geeky alien synthetic vagina…literally disguised as a plastic torch. Hmm.
On the other hand, I don’t think we need to test these. [Fleshlight]
Shadow
Friday, September 23, 2011 at 7:18 PMWhat made you think this was something that should be on giz?
smurfydog
Friday, September 23, 2011 at 7:49 PMWell, Giz is a gadget blog, and they ARE gadgets after all. Sort of.
And Frucci’s original review from a few years ago was hillarious!
Shadow
Friday, September 23, 2011 at 7:51 PMYeah, I didn’t notice it till afterwards.
Still, It’s creepy as fuck :P
Paul
Friday, September 23, 2011 at 10:50 PMHey, no one is complaining about the content on your blog .. oh, that’s because no one gives a crap what you think.
Seriously how hard is it (no pun intended) to avoid this type of content? No one made you click, if you don’t like it, roll your middle finger down about 5mm and you’ve scrolled straight passed it.
“Oh my God, did Giz just say dildo? I’m off to church, this is horrible!!!”
Danny Allen
Saturday, September 24, 2011 at 6:29 AM+1 tech *and* geek gadget site.
We keep the NSFW posts to a minimum, so though rare, you can easily spot them
and make your own choice to read or not.
And, well, this is a geeky alien synthetic vagina…literally disguised as a plastic torch. :/
Mick
Thursday, September 29, 2011 at 2:03 PMyou scroll with your middle finger?
Brad Moritz
Saturday, September 24, 2011 at 8:21 AMBecause Gizmodo realizes it has a very large Forever Alone demographic who would be interested in these products.
Matt L
Tuesday, September 27, 2011 at 12:07 PM+1000
Nozdroid
Friday, September 23, 2011 at 11:40 PMHonestly…sure there could have been better things…this is tech not sex… sex awkward aside, I don’t see the relevance…plenty of porn on the net for that.
Todd
Saturday, September 24, 2011 at 12:01 AMAre these any good?
EckyThump
Saturday, September 24, 2011 at 10:27 AMI can see some desperate twenty something, still living at home, being caught by his mum and just not able to erase the look on her face, for the rest of his life! #]
Matt L
Tuesday, September 27, 2011 at 12:08 PMAren’t you in your twenties and still living at home?
Sam Timmins
Sunday, September 25, 2011 at 4:50 AMAVATAR’s cat people have two clits?
No worries! I’ve got this problem licked!