
Remember, there was a slight possibility that the safe was Mafia-connected — as the suspected owner of the safe (previous owner of the Casino) was killed in a car explosion dripping with Martin Scorcese plot lines. However! Police were on site as the safe was opened and concluded that there wasn’t anything inside worth launching an investigation about. Sgt. Jim Halsey said:
“Nothing of substance for us inside, and the contents are being kept a secret until the Oprah Winfrey show airs in a month or so.”
Everyone who participated in the opening of the safe had to sign confidentiality agreements as to not ruin the surprise of the upcoming TV special, so it’s up to Oprah when we’ll find out. There’s no air date slated for the TV special yet but maybe Oprah will give away safes to everyone! Here’s to hoping there’s still something worthwhile inside. [Record Courier, Image Credit: Adam Jensen/Tahoe Daily Tribune]


















Mike
Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 4:43 PMbullsheeeeeet!
Joel
Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 4:43 PMSorry but I effing hate Oprah, the kid who started this and his dumb ass father. Lock them all in the safe and build a new wall.
Mike
Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 4:43 PMSynchronised posting – newest Olympic sport
Joel
Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 4:45 PMI’d give us a 9/10
CecilB
Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 5:25 PMAwww… I always miss out on the fun :(
Danny Allen
Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 5:25 PMD’oh, missed it.
Mike
Friday, September 23, 2011 at 9:23 AMHaha, uh oh we got competitors!
Corey
Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 5:41 PMI dont get it hows it going to be on the Oprah show when its not on tv anymore?
olearymo
Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 9:49 PMMight wanna put the word ‘safe’ in the headline there.
Otacon
Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 10:05 PM+1, I was confused when I read the title.
Stew
Friday, September 23, 2011 at 11:10 AM+1, too. Reminded me of the whole:
“I accidentally the whole cake!”
“You accidentally what?”
“The whole cake!”
thing
Terry
Friday, September 23, 2011 at 2:07 PMYeah, I thought it was going to be something about a Mafia-connected Has-been.
As in, was but is not now!
:)
Otacon
Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 10:03 PMI thought the Oprah TV show finished.
WTF
Friday, September 23, 2011 at 12:10 AMShe won’t be done until she’s consumed everything… including your confusion. Oh, and you’ll be dead.
Andy
Friday, September 23, 2011 at 6:14 AMShe lied.
Sam
Friday, September 23, 2011 at 12:44 AMWhat’s inside? A slightly smaller safe.
stevothegoddamneddevo
Friday, September 23, 2011 at 10:26 AMi thought Oprah retired… boo!
Richo
Friday, September 23, 2011 at 11:37 AMInside is 200 Unreleased Oprah episodes! YOU GET AN EPISODE! YOU GET AN EPISODE! EVERYONE GETS AN OPRAAAAH EPISOOOOODE!!!
Steve
Sunday, September 25, 2011 at 6:06 PMCan someone add ‘safe’ into that title? I read it. Read it again and realised someone sounded off. Is there literally no proof-reading going on?