That Mysterious, Possibly Mafia-Connected Has Been Opened! But Only Oprah Knows What’s Inside

Do you remember that mysterious safe hidden behind a wall inside Bill’s Casino in Reno? Well, it’s been opened. Cool! Not really, since it was opened and filmed by Oprah’s people for a TV special. So no one knows what’s inside still. TV drama!

Remember, there was a slight possibility that the safe was Mafia-connected — as the suspected owner of the safe (previous owner of the Casino) was killed in a car explosion dripping with Martin Scorcese plot lines. However! Police were on site as the safe was opened and concluded that there wasn’t anything inside worth launching an investigation about. Sgt. Jim Halsey said:

“Nothing of substance for us inside, and the contents are being kept a secret until the Oprah Winfrey show airs in a month or so.”

Everyone who participated in the opening of the safe had to sign confidentiality agreements as to not ruin the surprise of the upcoming TV special, so it’s up to Oprah when we’ll find out. There’s no air date slated for the TV special yet but maybe Oprah will give away safes to everyone! Here’s to hoping there’s still something worthwhile inside. [Record Courier, Image Credit: Adam Jensen/Tahoe Daily Tribune]

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(19 Comments)
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    Mike

    Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 4:43 PM

    bullsheeeeeet!

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    Joel

    Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 4:43 PM

    Sorry but I effing hate Oprah, the kid who started this and his dumb ass father. Lock them all in the safe and build a new wall.

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      Mike

      Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 4:43 PM

      Synchronised posting – newest Olympic sport

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        Joel

        Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 4:45 PM

        I’d give us a 9/10

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          CecilB

          Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 5:25 PM

          Awww… I always miss out on the fun :(

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          Danny Allen

          Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 5:25 PM

          D’oh, missed it.

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            Mike

            Friday, September 23, 2011 at 9:23 AM

            Haha, uh oh we got competitors!

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    Corey

    Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 5:41 PM

    I dont get it hows it going to be on the Oprah show when its not on tv anymore?

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    olearymo

    Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 9:49 PM

    Might wanna put the word ‘safe’ in the headline there.

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      Otacon

      Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 10:05 PM

      +1, I was confused when I read the title.

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      Stew

      Friday, September 23, 2011 at 11:10 AM

      +1, too. Reminded me of the whole:

      “I accidentally the whole cake!”
      “You accidentally what?”
      “The whole cake!”

      thing

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      Terry

      Friday, September 23, 2011 at 2:07 PM

      Yeah, I thought it was going to be something about a Mafia-connected Has-been.

      As in, was but is not now!
      :)

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    Otacon

    Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 10:03 PM

    I thought the Oprah TV show finished.

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      WTF

      Friday, September 23, 2011 at 12:10 AM

      She won’t be done until she’s consumed everything… including your confusion. Oh, and you’ll be dead.

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      Andy

      Friday, September 23, 2011 at 6:14 AM

      She lied.

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    Sam

    Friday, September 23, 2011 at 12:44 AM

    What’s inside? A slightly smaller safe.

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    stevothegoddamneddevo

    Friday, September 23, 2011 at 10:26 AM

    i thought Oprah retired… boo!

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    Richo

    Friday, September 23, 2011 at 11:37 AM

    Inside is 200 Unreleased Oprah episodes! YOU GET AN EPISODE! YOU GET AN EPISODE! EVERYONE GETS AN OPRAAAAH EPISOOOOODE!!!

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    Steve

    Sunday, September 25, 2011 at 6:06 PM

    Can someone add ‘safe’ into that title? I read it. Read it again and realised someone sounded off. Is there literally no proof-reading going on?

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