Porn Browser

Porn Browser | pôrn ˈbrouzər |
noun

1. browser mode ostensibly to make viewing secure information more safe, but only ever actually enabled to cover up embarrassing pornography | Oh no, I forgot to pop open a porn browser before engaging in self-love.

2. a setting used even by those individuals who are open about their porn habits when they search for especially debaucherous sex acts | Oh my god, I did not put that in a porn browser and now I am going to jail.

3. an appropriate designation even when referring to the meager non-pornographic implementations of the mode | You are the third result in a Google porn browser search.

Synonyms: incognito, private browsing

Mac Keyboard shortcuts
Chrome: Cmd+Shift+N
Firefox: Cmd+Shift+P
Safari: Assign one in System Preferences > Keyboard > Keyboard Shortcuts > Application Shortcuts

Windows Keyboard Shortcuts
Chrome: Ctrl+Shift+N
Firefox: Ctrl+Shift+P
IE9: Ctrl+Shift+P