And if that isn’t shocking enough, he now faces the most difficult task of his married life. No, it’s not becoming a father, it’s telling his wife that her surprise is ruined. [Imgur via Reddit]
And if that isn’t shocking enough, he now faces the most difficult task of his married life. No, it’s not becoming a father, it’s telling his wife that her surprise is ruined. [Imgur via Reddit]
Akra
Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 4:42 PMMaybe that was the creative way of telling him.
Joel
Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 4:48 PMMore creative than anything she’d find on those pages I’m sure. I mean look at the preview to that link she clicked.. The rest probably ends in “Wait until he’s finished, then tell him before he falls asleep.”
Gray
Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 9:08 PMBrilliant. You should write for TV
Joshua
Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 5:27 PMum…….
If they are married, then they BOTH own whatever they own.
Rhys
Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 8:39 PMWrong; what he owns she owns, and what she owns he owns nothing of. And if they split; she gets half of what he owns be default, more if she has a good lawyer. This should be common knowledge by now.
olearymo
Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 9:51 PMHow does your wife like you ‘owning’ her underwear?
Ash
Friday, September 23, 2011 at 9:18 AMI’d say she’d be disturbed but used to that by now, and would buy underwear during the 2-for-1 sales.
B3n
Friday, September 23, 2011 at 10:20 AMit’s more like “pwning” than “owning”…
Joshua
Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 5:45 PMThat’s an interesting viewpoint, but naive.
My wife and I share everything jointly – house, bank accounts, furniture and so forth. But I still have MY computer and she has hers.
andronicus
Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 8:36 PMwhipped! haha kidding….but not. Ever heard of an executive account? 2 points for a mad men ref.
olearymo
Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 9:52 PMare… you both the same Joshua? Getting confused here
Cest Moi
Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 5:51 PMEver hear of a passcode on iPads? I use it to keep number 2 son from monopolising the iPad as well as my PC. Quite like the Android sweep though as it feels nicer than poking fingers at the screen.
Mr Snail
Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 7:09 PMis he the father? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :P
andronicus
Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 8:35 PMLets hope he doesnt find the email draft written to his brother…
Otacon
Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 10:01 PMWhy do people Google these things!? Can’t they just act on their own without having to rely on the internet.
billsy
Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 10:18 PM*checks google*
……..no, no they cannot.
B3n
Friday, September 23, 2011 at 10:23 AM*checks Google*
…. Damn! You’re right!
Jester
Monday, September 26, 2011 at 11:57 AM*checks Google about checking Google*
Reality implodes…
DONAR
Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 10:51 PMIt’s all well and good until she finds HIS last Google search “Cute ways to tell your wife you’ve been sleeping with her sister”.
Paul
Friday, September 23, 2011 at 12:18 AMomg was going to say the same thing. i would do that just for fun. in fact, i am going to leave that search open on my iphone and ipad right now just for shits and giggles.
i am smart though, i will also write a get out of jail free card “i did the search as a joke” and put it somewhere i can reference when i finally get busted searching for:
how to tell your girlfriend you’re sleeping with her best friend
WTF
Friday, September 23, 2011 at 12:16 AMIsn’t anyone else seeing the bigger picture???
She SKIPPED the first link and headed straight to ANSWERS.YAHOO!!!
A cesspool of incorrect answers voted right by people more stupid than the person that gave the wrong answer.
John
Friday, September 23, 2011 at 9:40 AMHey, at least its his.
Manta
Friday, September 23, 2011 at 10:49 AM…or is it?! ( insert here suspencefull sound effect, camera close up while making acusing grimase)
Penmonicus
Friday, September 23, 2011 at 12:29 PMAnyone else seeing the answer there? “Take him to bed, blindfold and tease him, tell him you don’t need protection…”
Wow. Total mood-killer.