You Should Never Ever Buy Knockoff Crayons

On the left, a fine selection of Roseart crayons left in the sun for over 12 hours. Barely a trickle, I’m sure you’ll agree. On the right, the damage of just 3.5 hours’ sun on a pack of Crayolas is evident.

Let this be a warning to any tight-fisted primary schooler: you want all that elbow grease you’ve put into attempting to transfer colour from a crayon to paper to be in vain? Get yourself a pack of Crayolas, before I show you the next “scientific experiment” I have up my sleeve. Now scat! [Reddit via BuzzFeed via Geekologie]

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    The Joker

    Tuesday, August 2, 2011 at 8:32 AM

    I’m confused. So crayons that melt easily in the sun are a good thing? Why exactly? As a parent I’m not sure I want crayons that melt easily wherever my kids drop them…..which they do regardless of how often they are chastised about leaving things wherever they feel like it.

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      Dave

      Tuesday, August 2, 2011 at 9:26 AM

      No he is saying that IF you want it to get ruined and wasted(be done in vain) buy the crayola’s because they’ll melt easier than the Roseart

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      Christian

      Tuesday, August 2, 2011 at 9:27 AM

      “you want all that elbow grease you’ve put into attempting to transfer colour from a crayon to paper to be in vain?”

      Read it again…she says buy the Crayola if you want melted crayons…it has sarcasm in it

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      daf22

      Tuesday, August 2, 2011 at 9:33 AM

      It’s a good thing because they’re easier to draw with as they transfer to the paper better.

      My daughter has both crayolas & some cheap ones. I’ve tried both & you don’t have to press down anywhere near as hard with the Crayolas.

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      WhiteDaemon666

      Tuesday, August 2, 2011 at 9:42 AM

      Agreed.

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    Afira

    Tuesday, August 2, 2011 at 9:33 AM

    I’ve seen this test performed where it claims the exact opposite, but I have an issue with any test that does not fully show the brand names on either side…

    Essentially the reason you want a faster melting crayon is for purely artistic purposes. A higher wax content means a smoother, more even and potentially brighter colour spread. A lower wax content indicates a cheaper and less vibrant crayon.

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    Matt L

    Tuesday, August 2, 2011 at 1:46 PM

    You wan a faster melting crayon, because it does its job better, moving the color to the paper.

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