They’re funny because they’re terribly, awkwardly, sadly true. All due credit to Chris Kohler, who runs Wired.com’s very excellent Game|Life.
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@MattHardigree
@kobunheat
@GlennF
@jesusdiaz
Ho hum…
They go on a date with you, find out you’re the world champion of Magic: The Gathering, dump yo’ ass for being a nerd, and write a bitchy article about it?
/comments
I came down here to write that exact thing.
LOLERCAUST
Compares restaurant cutlery to 7 similar brands of cutlery in a ‘best-of-breed shootout’, then invites other customers to comment
every sentence starts with “Steve….”
haaaaah ok you win.
http://twitter.com/#!/Veronica/status/108273465269813248
They have less to say than the average tweet. #signsyoumaybedatingagizmodo”writer”
Nah you’re thinking of US Kotaku writers there
EckyThump
Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 8:34 AMHo hum…
olearymo
Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 8:39 AMThey go on a date with you, find out you’re the world champion of Magic: The Gathering, dump yo’ ass for being a nerd, and write a bitchy article about it?
reece
Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 1:13 PM/comments
Shadow
Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 3:57 PMI came down here to write that exact thing.
TSH
Thursday, September 1, 2011 at 11:50 AMLOLERCAUST
Elliot
Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 9:12 AMCompares restaurant cutlery to 7 similar brands of cutlery in a ‘best-of-breed shootout’, then invites other customers to comment
z3d
Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 9:13 AMevery sentence starts with “Steve….”
olearymo
Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 9:25 AMhaaaaah ok you win.
Pete
Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 9:43 AMhttp://twitter.com/#!/Veronica/status/108273465269813248
Allegro
Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 10:14 AMThey have less to say than the average tweet.
#signsyoumaybedatingagizmodo”writer”
Aliasalpha
Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 11:18 AMNah you’re thinking of US Kotaku writers there