Slingshot Madman Unleashes Vampire Stake On Raw Flesh

The request line is open on bald t-shirted madman Joerg Sprave’s Slingshot Channel, and apparently the one thing you’ve wanted to see more of is razor-sharp blades slicing through frozen chunks of meat. Thank god.

It’s mostly a victor tour for our favourite vaguely European death carpenter, a welcome review of some greatest hits (slingshot guillotine!). And while I’d love to crack open a hearty mead with Joerg, I have to confess that I got unduly nervous when I saw all those kitties walking around. Nervous, and titillated and the idea of seeing how Cougar did against a moving target. [YouTube]

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