Slingshot Madman Unleashes Vampire Stake On Raw Flesh

The request line is open on bald t-shirted madman Joerg Sprave’s Slingshot Channel, and apparently the one thing you’ve wanted to see more of is razor-sharp blades slicing through frozen chunks of meat. Thank god.

It’s mostly a victor tour for our favourite vaguely European death carpenter, a welcome review of some greatest hits (slingshot guillotine!). And while I’d love to crack open a hearty mead with Joerg, I have to confess that I got unduly nervous when I saw all those kitties walking around. Nervous, and titillated and the idea of seeing how Cougar did against a moving target. [YouTube]

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(4 Comments)
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    EckyThump

    Tuesday, August 9, 2011 at 8:39 AM

    Hmmm, I could use one of those bad boys for the neighbour hood cats…! #]

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    Denis

    Tuesday, August 9, 2011 at 11:59 AM

    Buffy 2.0

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    Kent

    Tuesday, August 9, 2011 at 5:34 PM

    I swear reading gizmodo is as good as having a subscription to this guys channel.

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    Scott ('s word of the day is mandibles)

    Tuesday, August 9, 2011 at 7:20 PM

    This guy is slowly acting out his progressively more bold and gruesome weapon and target practice fantasies. It shouldn’t be to long before he is uploading a video of him testing out his newly built chainsaw launching slingshot on some live bound and gagged backpackers.

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