Please Let MGM Implode This Giant Vegas Hotel

I’m sure that there are any number of financial, municipal, even ethical reasons why MGM Resorts International shouldn’t be allowed to implode the 27-story Harmon Tower, before it’s hosted a single guest. Counterpoint: BOOOOOOOM. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM.

What’s indisputable is that the building has some serious structural problems. To which the city says: hey, let’s fix it. And to which MGM says: nah, let’s blow it up real good and proper like. The concerned citizen of the world sides with the former, but the 12-year-old explosives enthusiast within desperately wants to see the video of the big shiny thing go bye-bye in a hale of (very carefully and safely planned out) dust and rubble.

The whole thing is tied up in courts at the moment. Please untie it quickly, sirs. It’s forever and a day until Transformers 4 comes out, and I need my fix. [LVJR via USA Today]

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(5 Comments)
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    Sean

    Friday, August 19, 2011 at 9:05 AM

    “hale”?

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    Stephen

    Friday, August 19, 2011 at 9:51 AM

    Presumably you mean hail.

    Are we completely sure there wasn’t someone in MGM who was secretly undermining this project just for the opportunity to blow it up? Blame the guy who’s most likely to be pushing the trigger.

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    Gabriel

    Friday, August 19, 2011 at 9:55 AM

    Please don’t tell me there’s a Transformers 4!!

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    Pattus

    Friday, August 19, 2011 at 12:47 PM

    Harmon is just the round blue one on the right if anyone’s interested.

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    The Joker

    Friday, August 19, 2011 at 7:51 PM

    They need to make sure they invite Top Gear along to pull some crazy but very entertaining stunt. Maybe lift some caravans up to the roof and see how they fare. I suspect not so good as the Toyota Hilux. Surely if other Top Gear fans out there start making some noise and good suggestions we might get some people thinking.

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