Nobody Knows What The Hell This Mysterious Crashed Drone Is

An (allegedly) American drone just crashed in Pakistan. That’s not altogether surprising — we fly drones over them all the time to hunt militants. But this one’s different. It’s tiny. And, uh, it’s shaped like a bird. What is it?

Danger Room’s Spencer Ackerman points out the ornithological similarities between the mystery UAV and the SmallBird drone — but they’re clearly different. The Pakistani specimen holds no weapons — only what appear to be cameras, or what DefenseTech speculates are “four sensor apertures”. There’s also some strange photographic-looking equipment lying nearby. DT asked their drone gurus, and the only thing resembling conjecture they could turn up is the possibility that “It may be a Lockheed Martin Desert Hawk with the tail plane modified to look more like a bird for camouflage.” That’s very clever!

But not clever enough to keep it from falling out of the sky, it’d seem. It appears to have crashed on its own, rather than being shot out of the sky — the wreckage looks almost entirely intact, save for some scorch marks. At any rate, we can be sure of one thing: Pakistan’s got it, and they’re probably giving it a very thorough inspection right now. We need to be more careful about not dropping our stealth crap in their backyard. [Danger Room and DefenseTech]

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    Doctor Doom

    Tuesday, August 30, 2011 at 9:01 AM

    Its a fake. There is too much masking tape on it to be anything Defense. its just Pakistani propaganda.

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    EckyThump

    Tuesday, August 30, 2011 at 10:05 AM

    Don’t really see that it’s that important, could be military, could be a kids toy…!

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    darren

    Tuesday, August 30, 2011 at 10:30 AM

    looks like its made out of cardboard

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    Spanky

    Tuesday, August 30, 2011 at 10:39 AM

    Don’t you think the US would use technology like this if they were going down that path…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=Fg_JcKSHUtQ

    They hide the masking tape much better on this one!

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    Uncle Sam

    Tuesday, August 30, 2011 at 12:08 PM

    the desert hawk is covered in masking tape:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:USAF_Desert_Hawk_launch2.jpg

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      LGB

      Tuesday, August 30, 2011 at 12:46 PM

      lol… Holy crap
      That thing has seen better days.
      It would have to be one they use for training surely?
      With the wing bent like that it would probably just do a big loop and hit the soldier in the back of the head once he let it go…

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    olearymo

    Tuesday, August 30, 2011 at 12:18 PM

    I’d say it’s homemade.

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    tehawsum

    Tuesday, August 30, 2011 at 2:21 PM

    fake!!!!!

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    The Joker

    Tuesday, August 30, 2011 at 8:16 PM

    Should send a couple of airswimmers over. Confuse the hell out of em.

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    JM

    Tuesday, August 30, 2011 at 9:41 PM

    My mum could make something less fake than that.

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    Hmm

    Tuesday, August 30, 2011 at 9:52 PM

    It could belong to the Talliban, Al-Qaeda, or even Pakistan itself.

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    Stephen

    Tuesday, August 30, 2011 at 10:11 PM

    Kid’s toy?

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    Dougal

    Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 12:14 AM

    Look at the scorched wings…

    Perhaps this was the lost drone that re-entered earth’s atmosphere doing Mach 20. ;P

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    Hirsty

    Wednesday, August 31, 2011 at 8:34 PM

    The Guide 2.0

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    BigChaps

    Thursday, September 1, 2011 at 9:20 AM

    It’s from Third Echelon, called a Bat-Cam.. Ben Hansen uses one in his inaugural mission in Russia

    Oh wait… That is Splinter Cell:Endgame!

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