Mercy Hangover Remedy Lightning Review: Just Get Less Wasted

Man has yearned to be able to binge drink sans hangover with the same ferocity as he once wanted to venture to the heavens. Mercy doesn’t say it’ll eliminate the consequences, but claims it’ll help. This is a titanic claim.

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It doesn’t taste as bad as you’d expect something like this to taste. It has a strange odour. Something between the scent of a human arm and wet leaves. But the taste is sweet without being cloying, and smooth overall. There’s no caffeine in it, which is good, because that counterintuitively makes hangovers worse. It has a lot of vitamins in it! Including an alarming 5000 per cent daily dose of Thiamin.

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I tried drinking Mercy before my boozing. I tried drinking Mercy during my boozing. I tried drinking Mercy after my boozing. The hangover was inescapable. Mercy claims that by drinking it, “Hangover symptoms like headaches and nausea do not have a chance to set in.” They did. Like a jackhammer into my skull. Did they set in to a lesser extent than they would have? Maybe. But I was too hungover to notice.

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I’d advise saving the $US12 for a four-pack and just drinking more water and less delicious toxic alcohol.

[Mercy]

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    TSH

    Friday, August 12, 2011 at 12:05 PM

    I’ve never had a hangover worse than significant fuzzy-headedness. Upon getting home from a big night: a piece of toast with vegemite, two big glasses of water, double-dose of (multivitamin + cod liver oil + garlic-horseradish-vitaminC), straight to bed.

    Works like a charm. Costs very little.

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      Penmonicus

      Friday, August 12, 2011 at 3:39 PM

      I’ll have to stock up on my cod liver oil + garlic-horseradish-vitaminCs.

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    Wok

    Friday, August 12, 2011 at 1:17 PM

    What’s a hangover?

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    chris

    Friday, August 12, 2011 at 9:05 PM

    xanax works :)

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