Shark Week, the brainchild of a stoned Discovery Channel employee that became a national holiday, starts officially tonight at 9PM. But you don’t need no stinkin’ designated week. Live every week like it’s Shark Week with the help of Giz!
6 Tools to Fight A Shark and Win (Maybe)
If you find yourself in a Samuel L. Jackson movie and not surrounded by any mutha f***in’ snakes, good news! You’re about to be eaten by a hyper-intelligent shark.
Turn Your Cubicle Into An Undersea World with Discovery Channel’s New Live Stream
As part of the run up to this year’s Shark Week, the Discovery channel’s teamed with the Georgia Aquarium and embedded a live webcam in the world’s largest shark tank. The 9.5 Olympic pool-sized (that’s 6.3 million gallons) tank was originally built to contain Whale Sharks and is currently hosting… More »
MOTHERF*CKING SHARKS CAN BECOME MOTHERF*CKING INVISIBLE
As if they weren’t scary enough, scientists have discovered that sharks can become invisible to prey/you using an optical trick. Not scared yet? Well, one of the invisible shark species is nicknamed the phantom hunter of the fjords. More »
How To Measure a Shark (Safely)
Measuring a shark. You could do it by catching one and holding up a tape measure from its fin to its head. Or you could use a camera and keep some distance between yourself and jaws. More »
Yes, That’s a Damn Flying Shark
It may not be a invisible shark but it’s a bloody flying shark, remote controlled. I can’t wait for the summer to be back, to fly it low over Coney Island Beach. It’s only $US99, teeth and fake blood not included. More »