Do we actually know how FPSRussia — everyone’s favourite faux-Russian artillery maniac — isn’t constantly arrested for doing things like, oh, driving an armoured infantry vehicle with a live .50 calibre machine gun down populated streets and into a McDonalds? Because I’d like to.
Yes, our good friend Dmitri took a tank through the Golden Arches drive thru, just before eradicating some giant piles of watermelons, making some unnecessarily mean fun of a chubby McDonald’s worker along the way (not cool, Dmitri). But still, tanks on the street, exploding watermelons, fake Russians talking about buying high ordinance .50 calibre machine guns — these are wonderful things that are worth your time. [Eater]
wsDK_II
Friday, August 26, 2011 at 9:00 AMthis is not a tank, this is an armored car
Dean Mandarean
Friday, August 26, 2011 at 9:03 AMlol love this guy! “As always, Have a nice day”.
B3n
Friday, August 26, 2011 at 9:32 AM*”As always, have nice day”
Justice
Friday, August 26, 2011 at 10:22 AMIf that’s what you call chubby…….
Terry
Friday, August 26, 2011 at 4:12 PMI’d calls it obese, not merely chubby.
JonBOY
Friday, August 26, 2011 at 11:17 AMFPS Russia has the best vids on YouTube. The guy is gold.
Radar
Friday, August 26, 2011 at 1:25 PMHow on earth can you say joking about the *chubby* chick wasn’t cool…? Comedy gold I say!