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Could You Pee With A Lady’s Voice Giving You Instructions?

A small town in England is being terrorised by a talking, lady-like toilet. Men in the town are complaining that a GLaDOS-like woman’s voice in public restrooms is disconcerting, presumably leaving them too shaken to do their business. We think.

We’re actually not really sure who’s doing the complaining. Not the residents the local news team ran into, who all seemed rather amused by the voice. A town official, who described the bathroom as “one of these all singing, all dancing toilets”, explained that the town has been getting complaints about the woman’s voice, including one from a vicar. Presumably, the cobbler and tanner were unavailable for comment. [Shropshire Star via Arbroath]

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    olearymo

    Wednesday, August 17, 2011 at 12:29 PM

    Oh man, GLaDOS would be so awesome.

    “You know, studies show that a surprising number of men die while urinating. But I’m sure that won’t happen to you.”

    or

    “The Aperture Science Lavatory would like to remind you that urination is COMPULSORY.”

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    Sam Timmins

    Thursday, August 18, 2011 at 4:04 AM

    “Your sample has been processed. Prepare for the door to open in 3…2…zxldjdbnihdfnbrpihbnrtkn–and back!”

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