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Chrome Toothpaste Squeezer Is A Gaudy Way To Brush

For true gentlemen, the act of squeezing one’s toothpaste tube by hand is a commoner’s work. Peshaw! Give me this chrome Cedes toothpaste squeezer so that I may give the paste the coddling it so richly deserves!

Gaze upon the polished chrome! Feast upon its larger dimensions, perfect for “larger tubes!” Behold the silicone feet, which will hold the squeezer in place when your powerful man hands grip it tightly for that last bit of tooth-cleaning greatness!

Ahem. Anyway. Does anyone have $US295 to spare so I can get one? [Park & Bond]

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    Ozoneocean

    Monday, August 22, 2011 at 8:50 PM

    Psawh! I’ll buy one for my valet.

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    WhiteDaemon666

    Monday, August 22, 2011 at 8:56 PM

    You had my attention until you mentioned three little numbers:2. 9. 5.
    The Aussie Dollar is good at the moment, but not that good.

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    Travis

    Monday, August 22, 2011 at 10:32 PM

    I could go to my mate who works at the airport with titanium and get more then enough scrapes to make my own cheaper. The price is a joke.

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