Your Fingerprints Can Now Reveal Your Raging Coke Habit

Occasional tokers and functioning cokeheads beware. The latest in narc technology will now come in the form of a device that can tell if you’re stoned just by your fingerprints. In minutes!

The method is being developed by researchers at Intelligent Fingerprinting, led by one Paul Yates. They found that the by-products of your drug of choice are secreted in your sweat, which then get built up on your fingertips. All that’s left, then, is to detect the stuff:

The device applies gold nanoparticles coated with antibodies to a fingerprint. The antibodies stick to antigens on specific metabolites in the fingerprint. Fluorescent dyes attached to the antibodies will highlight the presence of any metabolites. The technique was first used to detect nicotine, but now works on a range of drugs, including cocaine, methadone and cannabis.

This could potentially revolutionise DUI tests, as current methods are still pretty invasive and hilarious. There are many solutions here for those of you who are worried, though: you can, like, not smoke crack and stuff; you can choose not to drive if you did happen to smoke crack (not judging); or you can try your best not to sweat when the cops catch you. [New Scientist via Geekosystem]

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    d

    Tuesday, July 26, 2011 at 8:47 AM

    I wonder what the refraction time is for the chemical to leave your system. Are the chemicals gone as soon as you are no longer high? Probobly not, so how long am I going to have to wait before leaving the house :)

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    Gabriel

    Tuesday, July 26, 2011 at 11:04 AM

    I can see this mainly being used by Holywood journalists to see what the celebrities are taking on their night out. Just sneakily steal some sweat off them as they brush past…i would like to see The Chaser team meet with all the politians and cops they can, “shake hands” (collect sample) and reveal the results of what really runs our country

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      fa

      Tuesday, July 26, 2011 at 12:54 PM

      that would collapse many governments….i say bring it on.

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    Franz

    Tuesday, July 26, 2011 at 5:31 PM

    World just ended again.

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    james_whatsit

    Wednesday, July 27, 2011 at 1:11 AM

    bottle of alchohol hand wash stuff in the glovebox = problem solved!!

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    billy

    Thursday, July 28, 2011 at 5:56 AM

    NEW LAW: Don’t touch sweaty coke/pot/methadone heads before driving anywhere.

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