US Air Force Doesn’t Know Why Pilots Have Anti-Freeze In Their Blood

The US Air Force recently noticed that some of their F-22 Raptor fighter pilots were acting erratically — specifically, they were acting drunk. But sozzled they weren’t, instead it’s been revealed that anti-freeze, oil fumes and propane invaded their blood. Whaaaat?

It’s amazing, some of the pilots forgot simple things like how to operate the radio because of all the toxins that’ve contaminated their body. Obviously concerned, the Air Force promptly launched a three-month investigation and this week revealed their reports which are, um, inconclusive. They still don’t know a damn thing about how it happened. All they know the pilots in six of the seven F-22 bases suffered ‘hypoxia-like symptoms’ (oxygen deprivation). A former F-22 pilot said:

There is a lot of nasty stuff getting pumped into the pilots’ bloodstream through what they’re breathing from that OBOGS [On-Board Oxygen Generation System] . That’s fact. How bad it is, what type it is, exactly how much of it, how long – all these things have not been answered.”

This confusing saga adds to a list of F-22 troubles. Hopefully, they figure it out soon cause the Air Force fleet of F-22 fighter jets have been grounded since May 3. [Air Force Times via The Atlantic Wire]

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    Scott

    Thursday, July 28, 2011 at 9:22 AM

    Casey (or who ever chose the article picture), you have no idea what an F-22 Raptor looks like. Do you?

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    BRAH

    Thursday, July 28, 2011 at 10:06 AM

    That picture is of an F16

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    Ollie

    Thursday, July 28, 2011 at 10:18 AM

    It definitely doesn’t look like an F16 lol.
    Well there’s only one way it can get in… through the air, so I think they’d have a fair idea that somewhere between the pilot’s face and the other end of the line, is where the problem is.

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    Mav

    Thursday, July 28, 2011 at 11:50 AM

    No matter how I look at it, thats definitely an F16.

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    Doug

    Thursday, July 28, 2011 at 2:10 PM

    That image is just stock footage.

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      Danny Allen

      Thursday, July 28, 2011 at 10:01 PM

      Yup.

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    WillD

    Thursday, July 28, 2011 at 2:19 PM

    Is this the pilot’s version of glue sniffing?

    Or leaks in the cockpit caused by cheap repairs and shoddy workmanship, like the Russian hardware?

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    Paul

    Friday, July 29, 2011 at 1:27 AM

    Shouldn’t we be more concerned for the fact Australia will be getting a load of these sometime? What’s happening with that anyway? Don’t squabble over a picture.

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      Scott

      Friday, July 29, 2011 at 3:02 PM

      Paul,FYI…squabbling is part of the reason people come to this site. Don’t be a kill joy.

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    Rob

    Friday, July 29, 2011 at 1:05 PM

    Paul, FYI… we’re not getting any F-22s we’re getting F-35s :)

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