Tongs Are Actually FDA-Approved Vibrator For Men (NSFW)

These tongs have just been approved by the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA). My first question was “What the hell are they for?” After reading the answer, my second question was “WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY FOR?” Then I watched the video.

According to the product page, Viberect “mimics rapid and repetitive manual/vaginal stimulation of the penis” to give you an erection and even achieve ejaculation, even if you have erectile dysfunction or spinal cord injuries. In other words, a high tech medical vibrator for men. This is how it works:

Simultaneous vibratory stimulation of both surfaces of the penis at high frequency (70-110Hz) for about 7-10 minutes can lead to reflexogenic activation of sexual pathways that initiate gradual filling of the penis with arterial blood by activating the Nitric oxide synthase mediated pudendo-cavernosal reflex. Other physiological effects include progressive rhythmic contraction of the ischicavernosus and bulbospongiosus muscles via the bulbocavernosus reflex, which help in strengthening the rigidity of erection.

I think I lost my bulbocavernosus reflex forever. [Reflexonic via Medgadget]

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    EckyThump

    Saturday, July 23, 2011 at 9:10 AM

    WTF?… Bloody Hell..! #]

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    Mojolicious

    Saturday, July 23, 2011 at 12:26 PM

    Wtf indeed. I’ll take three thanks. ;-)

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    Bored

    Saturday, July 23, 2011 at 1:36 PM

    Hey look, he has square testicles !!

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    Sir

    Saturday, July 23, 2011 at 2:38 PM

    The person modelling and animating this must have had some fun staring at a cock all day.

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    bbq chef

    Saturday, July 23, 2011 at 4:50 PM

    Must remember to double check which tongs I pull out of the drawer at my next BBQ!

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    tsengan

    Saturday, July 23, 2011 at 5:40 PM

    I…I wonder if the vibrations can be used to tenderise steak for the BBQ…

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    O.C. Jones

    Sunday, July 24, 2011 at 10:24 AM

    NOT “approved” by FDA.
    Clearance for sale by FDA.

    http://www.accessdata.fda.gov/cdrh_docs/pdf11/K110566.pdf

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    anon

    Sunday, July 24, 2011 at 4:04 PM

    lol “is allowed for sale with a doctors prescription” lol what joke

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    Mike

    Monday, July 25, 2011 at 12:07 PM

    “mimics rapid and repetitive manual/vaginal stimulation of the penis”
    (ツ) forever alone

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    Jonathan

    Tuesday, July 26, 2011 at 7:32 PM

    Tossing the salad, eh.

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