According to KDSK news, the woman decided – mid-coitus! – to spray her accomplice/lover in the face with pepper spray, stealing his car and driving it just far enough to crash into a pond 3km away.
The man, meanwhile, undeterred by eyes that were essentially on fire, managed to stuff power tools and portable DVD players into a bag and take off down the road, where he was apprehended a short time later.
The weirdest part? Of all of this? Someone owned multiple portable DVD players, and someone else thought they were valuable enough to steal. [KSDK via Fark, Top image via Shutterstock/Luis Louro]
Mike
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 12:20 PMwut
Stefan
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 12:25 PMbahaha love the punchline
ozoneocean
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 1:20 PMHA! The graphic is great too. But if you think about this it all makes sense in terms of the bogan/chav/whatever-the-US-equivalent-is paradigm. That sort of thing is their daily life.
So rather than thigh-high stockings, high-heels and an automatic, maybe substitute loose grubby tracksuit pants, thongs, and a cheap knife. :)
Tezz
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 5:35 PMCocaine’s a hell of a drug….
Renny
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 6:29 PMCocaine, why do people use it for evil and not good??
Franz
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 8:10 PMLooks like. He Got. Screwed over.
Ben
Thursday, July 14, 2011 at 5:19 PM-puts glasses on-
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Shaun
Friday, July 15, 2011 at 12:55 AMI lolled so hard.