Telephone Pole Jesus Died For Your Landline Abandoning Sins

Colorado native Don Taylor, who describes himself as “a nonreligious individual”, was stopped dead in his tracks when he stumbled upon this divine apparition on his daily routine. Yes, a creeping vine on a telephone pole had taken on the unmistakable form of a crucified Jesus Christ.

Local authorities warn potential pilgrimage-makers not to climb the pole to kiss or embrace Telephone Pole Jesus, however, lest they want to receive a 765,000-volt message of peace and love from their Leafy Saviour. [7News, photo via Don Taylor's Facebook]