That’s the situation police in Workshop, Nottinghamshire found themselves in after they broke into Victoria Cristofis’s car thinking her daughter’s “Reborn doll” was an actual baby. They really only lost £200 in damages to a vinyl infant.
The creepy part is that you can’t really blame them. Apparently, “reborning” is a thing, where you go to extra lengths to make a doll you already own that much more realistic. Umm.. That might explain why Cristofis will occasionally be approached on the street about her young daughter Chanel mistreating a child.
Can’t these kids play with Lego or something? [Daily Mail]
EckyThump
Sunday, July 31, 2011 at 1:17 PMI’m inclined to think that dolls should look like dolls,… But if people leave the silly things in the back of their car, then I guess it’s their fault!! #]
Steve
Sunday, July 31, 2011 at 3:20 PMThere’s an entire market for these creepy realistic baby dolls.
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/disgusting-fake-babies.php
It’s mostly targeted at menopausal/barren old white women.
chrisp
Monday, August 1, 2011 at 9:29 AMI once went to an open inspection where one of the bedrooms was set up to house the barren old white woman’s doll collection. She even had motion sensors set up so that when you went into the room, some of them started making baby noises. Some creepy s#it there.
Penmonicus
Monday, August 1, 2011 at 10:37 AMSpeaking of “creepy s#it”, that smile on her face is slightly wrong.
chrisp
Tuesday, August 2, 2011 at 8:27 AMNo, I think she’s prolly hiding her NHS teeth.
TSH
Monday, August 1, 2011 at 11:02 AM…and I thought RealDolls were creepy
James
Monday, August 1, 2011 at 8:56 PMMy wife has one of these ‘things’.
I hate it. I mean i HATE it. Scary as hell.
Did i mention they are scary!?
Jamie
Tuesday, August 2, 2011 at 10:40 AMWhy should the lonely old men get all the creepy realistic dolls to play with?