Say you’re “on the internet” and need to stop to add some numbers together. Better grab your calculator — oh wait, you already are. Say you’re adding some numbers together. It’s tax season. Better get on those taxes. But then you need to go to Amazon to order some new socks, or perhaps a book (digital? paperback? You decide). Better grab your mouse — oh wait, you already are.
Nothing can stand in your way. You have both the universal language of mathematics and the modern gauntlet of cursor-shifting in your grasp. You are human — elevated. Your veins course Bluetooth. So what’ll it be? Multiplication? Division? Double clicking? Trick question. You can have it all. You are become death, destroyer of worlds.
The X Mark I Mouse, previously hoarded by our friends in the UK, is now available on American shores. [Canon]
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Wednesday, July 27, 2011 at 8:34 AMso great.
TSH
Wednesday, July 27, 2011 at 11:57 AMDEAR GOD WHAT HAVE THEY DONE?!
bri_cheese
Wednesday, July 27, 2011 at 12:44 PMWow, would actually be useful. My calculator is always hiding under all the crap on my desk…
Patrick
Wednesday, July 27, 2011 at 11:04 PMHate to point out the obvious, but what was the last OS not to include a calculator built in?
Jay
Thursday, July 28, 2011 at 9:50 AMOS might have calcs built in, but they are like the ones on your phone – all crap to use!!!!
Goggy
Saturday, July 30, 2011 at 8:59 PMI’m in the business of 3D modelling and I am constantly inputing dimensions into the model in the graphics area, requiring to either, use, in my case, my left hand to reach over to the mumeric pad on the keyboard, all rather time consuming and somewhat annoying. This mouse may, and I stress MAY be the answer to my constant annoyance in inputing numbers into the software. It’s not all about doing calculations as you may think. Broaden your horizons, remove your blinkers FFS.